The ONLY medicine you need is Lanacaine.

[trof]

It soothes on contact and kills germs, too.
It's true.
I just saw that on the TEEVEE.
So...it's the ONLY medicine you need.
Cancer? Heart disease? HIV? COPD?
Lanacaine.
It's the ONLY medicine you'll ever need.
They said it and I believe it.

[Elidor]

1. Can I apply it directly to my forehead?

Can I use it when I'm feeling "not so fresh?"

[trof]

4. Yes, I think you can.

Migraine?
pffttt

[Maddy McCall]

2. Will it work...

on the petals around my rose?

:shrug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. My dear trof!

Omigod, and all this time I've been spending so much money on all these goddamn prescription meds!

I'm going to dump them all, and buy some Lanacaine!

Thanks for the tip, sweetie!

































Wait a minute...

Are you on commission?


:evilgrin:

[trof]

5. I'm dumping my Lipitor.

No need any more.