Well, I married my dream girl

[Lasher]

I married my dream girl but she didn't tell me her credit was bad.

[crimsonblue]

1. annulment

[Eurobabe]

2. are you driving a shitty car?

[Lasher]

3. Yep.

We're living in the basement at her mom and dad's.

[pokerfan]

4. That sucks, dude

You could have been a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.

[Kutjara]

9. What's it like working in that pirate-themed fish restaurant? n/t

[Lasher]

10. I’m in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea.

And selling fish to tourists in t-shirts.

[sasquatch]

5. I hate those fucking commercials with every ounce of my being

[Lasher]

7. I like the singer & his 2 buds.

I guess my all time favorites were those 'got milk?' commercials. Remember them?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLSsswr6z9Y

[charlie and algernon]

16. in one sense they're the perfect commercials

everyone knows the words and so knows what product they're selling.

[quakerboy]

23. Thats funny

because until the post after yours, I couldn't for the life of me remember what they are selling in those commercials.

[Lil Missy]

6. F-R-E-E, that spells free. creditreport.com baybee.

[Eurobabe]

8. oh they aren't free, they totally screwed my daughter

she cancelled, and they reactivated her because she clicked on an email 6 months later. Oh, and instead of 9.95 mo, it became 19.95 mo. She is reporting them to the State Attorney General for deceptive business practices.

[Lasher]

26. Did you know you are entitled to one really free copy of your credit report each year?

You just have to request it from one of the three credit agencies that keep tabs on our credit ratings and they will send it to you. No strings attached.

[WinkyDink]

11. Are you stickin' to the vinyl? Is your posse gettin' laughed at?

[Lasher]

19. Yep and yep.

Loser city, huh?

[Flaxbee]

12. I HATE that one - the fish restaurant one is sort of funny, esp.

the older couple bobbing their heads to the music as they chew. But the dream girl one pisses me off.

And how come the commercials only have guys lamenting their credit fate? Are guys supposedly more careless about their credit?

[sasquatch]

13. Dude if my "dream girl" had defaulted on some Credit Cards

I would proudly suck it up and live in a apartment until her credit score came back up.

[redqueen]

14. Apparently you're not a whiny, annoying-as-all-hell fuckwit,

as that guy's character is.

Ugh ugh ugh. I want to slap him.

[sasquatch]

15. I would beat that dude so badly he would be the only guy in Heavan that would need a wheelchair

[Shakespeare]

27. LOLOL

Great line. :rofl:

[Xithras]

33. Uhm, it's not always credit cards.

One of my buds married a woman who didn't tell him that she was defaulted on nearly $100k in debt until AFTER they exchanged vows. We're talking everything from student loans, to credit cards, to a brand new car. He filed for an annullment claiming fraud, but ended up having to divorce her because of some legal technicality or another. She tried to paint him as a heartless monster who only cared about money while at the same time trying to seize a large chunk of his assets. After only a few months of marriage, the judge wasn't having any of it, and they both walked away with the assets (and debts) they came into the marriage with. Even so, he still gets calls from bill collectors today trying to get money from her.

It's wasn't about money, it was about honesty, with a healthy dose of "lack of responsibility" tossed in. She bought that new car when she was unemployed and KNEW she couldn't make the payments, and then never made a single one. Would you really want to be married to a person like that? I wouldn't.

[Ilsa]

17. Take her to the pound and trade her for a dog.

This is The Lounge, right, so I can get away with saying shit like that?

[jobycom]

18. Maybe you could help her with the laundry instead of whining with your guitar.

:shrug:

[KamaAina]

20. Oh, so *you're* Guitar Douche!

Booooooooooooo! :spank:

[Lasher]

25. It wasn't my fault.

I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.

Besides, I sprained my pinkie on my left hand and won't be able to play my guitar for 6 weeks. Ever try to type with a 2X4 strapped to your hand? :-(

[Robeson]

21. Nicely done....

...:thumbsup:

[pokerfan]

22. This blogger really hates that commercial

http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2007/11/assvertising.html

[Runcible Spoon]

36. hahaha that blogger is my hero!

:rofl:

[VenusRising]

24. That is the universal signal for

MUTE!!!!

Well, it is at our house. :rofl:

[Zavulon]

28. I'm not a violent guy at all, but

in the used car commercial at the very end when he's done singing and start bobbing his head, I find myself wanting to smack the shit out of him on general principle.

[ashling]

29. I can take the Pirate and Used Car adds , but

the other piece of drivel has got to be one of the most sexist things I have seen lately ... and I did not even support Hillary!

Not to mention the fact that he blames her and sits around takin up space w/ his no talent group while she is at least doing the chores picking up their dirty shit.
I hadn't seen it in a long time after they came out with those other two, but now they play it the whole damn time.

:grr:

[pokerfan]

31. See post #22

[Fox Mulder]

30. Are you living in the basement at her mom and dad's house?

[derby378]

32. Divorce your spouse - because King Credit tells you to

Lame. Truly lame.

[LSK]

34. wow, my TV watching is really lacking lately, I dont remember that ad

So I'm doing very well.

:D

[Runcible Spoon]

35. my fiance loves me, $70K student loans and all.

Of course, he's getting a green card out of me :evilgrin: