jmowreader
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Wed Jul-16-08 05:01 AM
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There's a new Chick tract...a new LAME Chick tract... |
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This one's called "Who Is He?" http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1049/1049_01.asp?wpc=1049_01.asp&wpp=aContains the stunning revelation that Jesus holds the universe together. In what language is "Jesus" a synonym for "gravity and centrifugal force"?
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alphafemale
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Wed Jul-16-08 05:16 AM
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1. Yeah that is pretty weak. |
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Many Chick Tarts are kinda cool...in a bizarre freakish sort of way.
That one's a yawn.
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Wed Jul-16-08 08:27 AM
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2. What holds the universe from flying apart? |
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IT'S JESUS!
Who knew? :shrug:
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Wed Jul-16-08 08:37 AM
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3. Those just piss me off.. I've got plenty of clever ideas..but no artistic ability whatsoever |
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..and this old f*cker has been making these loony things for years; he's a good illustrator, anyway.
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Wed Jul-16-08 08:46 AM
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it was the Jews who killed Jesus. :sarcasm:
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Wed Jul-16-08 09:27 AM
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5. By Now He Stinketh, Master (OMFG - they so didn't just say that!!) |
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Wed Jul-16-08 09:38 AM
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Edited on Wed Jul-16-08 09:39 AM by southpaw
The KJV actually uses that wording.
Jesus said, Take ye away the stone. Martha, the sister of him that was dead, saith unto him, Lord, by this time he stinketh: for he hath been dead four days.
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Wed Jul-16-08 09:41 AM
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Words in a book: EVIDENCE!!!!
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Wed Jul-16-08 09:44 AM
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Edited on Wed Jul-16-08 09:46 AM by southpaw
But it is evidence that the guy who wrote the tract was quoting the bible with the 'he stinketh' line.
I'm an atheist, by the way.
On edit: sorry, I read your statement as a response to me. I see now.
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Wed Jul-16-08 10:47 AM
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9. Not in English, anyway. |
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Wed Jul-16-08 10:49 AM
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10. Couldn't you write a similar tract for Frodo? |
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Only Frodo fulfilled all these prophecies: p 83, vol 1, p 9876, vol 3....
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Wed Jul-16-08 11:26 AM
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11. He's not even trying anymore... |
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