It finally bloody happened (Andy Dick arrested)

[FVZA_Colonel]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0716082andydick1.html?whatatool


Andy Dick Arrested
Cops: Comedian groped, exposed breasts of 17-year-old California girl
JULY 16--Comedian Andy Dick was arrested this morning by California cops on drug and sexual battery charges. Dick, 42, was nabbed around 2 AM in a Riverside County parking lot after he allegedly groped the breasts of a 17-year-old girl and then pulled the teen's tank top and bra down, exposing her breasts (the incident occurred outside the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant). During a search of Dick, police discovered a small amount of marijuana in his pants pocket and a single Xanax pill for which he did not have a prescription. An "extremely intoxicated" Dick was booked into the Southwest Detention Center, where bail was set at $5,000. In May 2004, Dick was arrested on a pot possession charge while attending the Coachella music festival, also in Riverside County. (2 pages)
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You know, I really wish John Lovitz had just finished the fucking job at that nightclub all those months ago.

[Deja Q]

1. "During a search of Dick, police discovered"

some sticky cheese.

You know, it's not very chivalrous to grope somebody in public - not to mention she was a minor. Let me guess, Woody Allen was his role model?

[Rambis]

2. He supplied the cocaine to Phil Hartman's wife

that got her started again on coke booze and anti depressants- good show Andy

[Deja Q]

4. Lock Dick up and melt the key.

[libnnc]

12. damn I didn't know that

what a nasty fuckwad

hopefully he'll spend some quality time in that orange jumpsuit

[MrCoffee]

3. Living up to his name

What a slimebag Andy Dick is. He killed Phil!

[flvegan]

5. Why isn't this sexual assault on a minor?

Why is he "famous" again?

[Deja Q]

6. He's famous because he had to rip clothing off a minor.

And, you bet it's sexual assault.

[ghostsofgiants]

8. He's had some funny roles on TV.

My favourite was his various parts in Clone High, but he was also on Newsradio. He's a total wanker though.

[flvegan]

9. I remember him from Newsradio, but

he didn't strike me as funny. Hell, *I* can be unfunny on tv and I'd be happy to be wealthy and famous and NOT a douchebag.

[ghostsofgiants]

10. Like I said, I liked him best on Clone High.

Mr. Sheepman and the cop who busts JFK's party. Good times. But yeah, dripping with douchebaggery.

[Bicoastal]

7. Man, he's really slid down the tubes since NewsRadio...

...probably the last time he was well-liked and/or funny.

[Starry Messenger]

11. Good.

How fucking humiliating for that girl. I hope there's jail time for this little stunt, but I won't hold my breath.

MPK

[Lethe]

13. hey! - this is all alleged

it has not been proved that he actually did this stuff