Mr. Chong Yip Jr. says I've inherited ten million dollars. DC DU meetup when I collect?

[Zavulon]

Dinner, drinks, airfare and hotel are on me when I collect the money, but only for those who show enough class to pay their respects to my "late relative Mr.Karl."

I don't know what to tell you about Mr. Karl that hasn't been said before - to be honest, it was as if he was in and out of my life in an instant. Still, he never said an angry word to anyone, and I can't ever recall him being wrong in a political argument either. Mr. Karl is one of those rare people about whom nothing bad can be said, and I think I speak for all of us when I say that Mr. Karl is part of all of us.

By the way, in the interests of family togetherness, did my "late relative Mr.Karl" have any other relatives here at DU?

Mr.Chong Yip Jr.
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Fund Release Order.
Sequel to the meeting held on 13th July, 2008. I write to inform you that Spanish Government and
Members of the house of senate have authorized me to contact you for your inheritance payment
of ($10 million) Ten Million Dollars which was deposited by your late relative Mr.Karl.
The Spanish Government has given you an Identification Code Number:ESP/ID300/0X10/ATB
also your file has been forwarded to the Director Telex department,Access Bank of Nigeria
for onward crediting of your nominated account which you may provide for this transfer.
And with this Code Number:ESP/ID300/0X10/ATB, the paying bank will process your payment file.
Do please indicate your willingness to assist by sending your full names, age,occupation;
address, private telephone and fax numbers to enable us commence immediately.
I will inform you on the next step to follow.
Regards,
Mr.Chong Yip Jr.
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Rest in peace, Mr. Karl. I've never felt closer to you. :cry: