Dodge trucks... you may never see them the same way again

[SallyMander]

Especially if they're driven by macho guys with "truck nutz" :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

1. Dodge Ram

:evilgrin:

[SallyMander]

5. OMG!

:spank:

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

11. Owie

I could have said Ford Probe :dunce: :yoiks:

[SallyMander]

14. Ewww... yet another unappealing car name

Dodge has a "Charger" too, right? I think i'm seeing a pattern... :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

17. How about the Pontiac Vibe

I'm still waiting for the Chevy Dildo :rofl:

[SallyMander]

25. I have a friend who calls Hyundai Accents "Accidents"

so now i always think of that when i see them! :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. I'm thinking of a Frank Zappa lyric with 'ram' in it

It's probably better that I don't post the rest of it.



O8)

[SallyMander]

7. Hmm, i may have to do some googling...

:scratches head:

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. 'Broken Hearts

are for Assholes."



:hi:

[SallyMander]

15. OMG!

:wow:

[WannaBeGrumpy]

3. OMG and i had thought about getting a tatoo of that!...

..in memory of my dad... :\

[SallyMander]

8. Hey, nothing wrong with a little female pride!

You could celebrate both your dad and your femininity all at once! :D

:hug:

[southpaw]

4. "If You Can't Dodge it, Ram it"

Oh, that is just TOO good! Mister macho doesn't even realize he's driving a uterus-mobile!

[SallyMander]

10. Uterus-mobile... LOL

It is uncanny - especially the cervix! :rofl:

[ScreamingMeemie]

My husband wasn't a "mister macho"...

He just liked Dodge trucks (got his first one at 18 and it's still running) and used them well.

[southpaw]

19. I was actually thinking of the guys with the 'truck nuts'

as referenced in the OP.

I drive a Honda Ridgeline... so I'd certainly not characterize all men who drive trucks as 'mister macho' types.

Sorry 'bout that! :pals:

[kentauros]

21. The "macho" trucks

(the ones that look like they've never done a second of utility work in their lives) I like to call "dick-up trucks" :P

[jobycom]

6. What better to write on the front of a big truck than "Dodge?"

Stolen from some comedian somewhere in my past.

[SallyMander]

12. LOL! I love it

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

13. I got hit by an Intrepid on my bike- many jokes with my geeky friends about failing my Dodge roll.

:rofl:

[SallyMander]

16. Ouch!

I hope they made sure you were OK before they started making fun of you. :D

[LeftyMom]

20. I just had some nasty patches of road rash and a bike fit only for scrap.

Considering I was not wearing a helmet and was knocked into traffic on a busy street, it could have been a whole hell of a lot worse.

The downside is that the stupid cop (but I repeat myself) who came to the scene of the accident gave me a ticket for improper crossing, even though more than a dozen witnesses I'd never met swore I crossed properly and the lady in the car just wasn't paying any attention.

[SallyMander]

24. Oh, sounds like you got lucky

That's ridiculous about the ticket... wtf??? I have a good friend who got hit-and-runned... hit-and-ranned...??? You know what i mean. But before the driver took off he managed to pull his U-lock out of his back pocket and drill the back panel. Perhaps not the most *mature* reaction, but seriously, who drives away after hitting a biker???

Did the driver get a ticket too, or just you?

[LeftyMom]

27. I don't know, Officer Crackbaby was too chickenshit to give it to me in person,

so I got the ticket in the mail.

That's what I get for being cool and declining to bill her insurance- it was only a $100 bike, I didn't want her insurance to go up for it. I have learned my lesson, and in the future will cover my own ass first.

[Fox Mulder]

18. Dodge. Grab life by the oviduct.

[SallyMander]

22. ...

:spray:


I'm going to think of that forever when i hear their ads now, i think! :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

23. Thats rich

:rofl: I had two Dodge Rams but I Rectum. :P

[Arkansas Granny]

26. That's great, and I just got to show it to a guy who drives a Dodge.

[SallyMander]

28. What did he think?

I like to think most guys would not be bothered, but only amused - but maybe that's optimistic...

:hi:

[Arkansas Granny]

29. He got a pretty good chuckle out of it. The rest of the guys I work with

liked it too. I printed it out and it got passed around this afternoon.