Was she trying to shoplift a can of mushrooms and he had to pat her from an unusual angle?!

[Deja Q]

These are the days when young adults are freely groping each other in stores. :wow:

The couple I saw today tops the list; baby in the cart; while she eyes the various mushroom tins, he grabs down under her crotch and grabs her behind from her front* and both giggle. She didn't have a tin of mushrooms lodged up her cheeks and I don't mean the cheeks on her face... Nor a football for that matter, though 'football' would be the game closest to the maneuver he was doing for some reason.

:wtf:

(Yet for anybody to tell them that's not civilized behavior would be shot down as Satan's henchmen or something, because it's "none of their business"? Oh yeah? Well, if it's nobody's business, then why grope in a store during a busy period in the middle of the day?! Duh!)

It's probably ironic. In the 1960s, people went to jail for saying "free love". In the 2000s, people go to jail for saying "be respectful of others and yourselves, there's a time and place for everything".


* Okay, this was at walmart, where I've noticed all sorts of losers doing all sorts of things; from misusing handicap scooters to slapping their crying infant because the parents want to get a new boombox and proceed to ramp the volume up to full... Now 2AM is usually the best time to see those freaks' freaks in action...

But these days 4PM is not so different...