You've just been bitten by a zombie. What's the last thing you do before you turn into a zombie?

[LostInAnomie]

I'd probably make myself puke so I have lots of room for people meat. :evilgrin:

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Move to Washington, D.C.

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. After doing two chicks at once.

[LostInAnomie]

5. Too late. Flvegan already called it.

You can do two zombie chicks if that's acceptable.

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. No, I thought of it before flvegan. I did! I did!

[flvegan]

2. Two chicks at once.

[LostInAnomie]

3. Nice

As it should be.

[newmajority]

9. Since you're a vegan, what would you eat when you turned into a zombie?

Brains would be considered meat. Wouldn't you starve? :evilfrown:

[flvegan]

11. I'm going right back to the chicks.

Since I can't eat brains, I might as well eat...

[LostInAnomie]

15. That ain't going to appease your zombie hunger.

It will get you a little bit better of a reputation than most zombies though.

[LeftyMom]

17. graaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiins!

How does anybody on the internet not know that joke yet?

[Mojambo]

6. Blow my own head off.

I'm a misanthrope. I don't want to eat other people anymore than I want to talk to them.

[newmajority]

7. Pay a visit to a certain primate

I don't want to wait until after I'm a zombie to do that, because he has no brains, so I wouldn't be interested then.

[SPKrazy]

10. I'd figure out where I want to live

so when I turn zombie, I can just move on in

turn the owners into zombies and they then have to follow me, right? :evilgrin:

[newmajority]

12. Hey, not a bad idea....

Think I'll take Bill Gates' place......



Then we'll change the name of the company to "Microzombie". Not that you would know the difference right away. Vista pretty much eats your brain as it is.

And now, for a sing-along......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC_iVHqbO1c

[newmajority]

13. **BREAKING NEWS: Chimpy adds ZOMBIES to the "Axis of Evil"*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoXgRtDysLY

[TrogL]

14. Finish compiling

[Deja Q]

16. Look at Medusa; turn into a pillar of salt.

Or was it a pillar of stone?

Oh well. Either way, the birds will still lick and take a dump on me.

[Guava Jelly]

18. Age 50 more years

I'd be 92 and without teeth more of a brain gummer than brain eater. :D

[skygazer]

19. Shoot my ex

There's no way I want HIM to live forever. :scared:

[LostInAnomie]

21. Why not just knock him out and wait around for a little bit?

That way you could at least get one last meal off of him.

[bridgit]

20. Cancel my gym membership...

[Gidney N Cloyd]

22. Start a MySpace or Twitter account. As a zombie, I think I could keep it updated but...

...setting it up might be too complicated then.

[jobycom]

23. Probably post about it in the Lounge. nt

[trof]

24. Check your Hatian Penal Code. It's against the law.

Zombies and Haitian Law
A law that seems to condemn zombie creation went into effect in Haiti in 1835 . Article 246 of the Haitian Penal Code classifies the administration of a substance that creates a prolonged period of lethargy without causing death as attempted murder. If the substance causes the appearance of death and results in the burial of the victim, the act is classified as murder.
http://science.howstuffworks.com/zombie.htm

[MilesColtrane]

25. Chuck my Sonicare™ off an overpass.

It's not like I'll be needing it.