Please choose a new profession for me. Thank you.

[LeftyFingerPop]

[Chan790]

1. How about dry-cleaner instead.

You have no idea how hard it is to find a good dry cleaner...especially one who is also a tailor.

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. There are 2 great dry cleaner/tailor combos near me...

both the the tailors are little old Italian guys who do a great job. :hi:

[TZ]

3. Boo-boo repair shop!

I get boo-boos all the time..I would trust you to fix em right up!:D

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. Thanks Sue...

I'm a good boo boo repairerer, errrrr I mean, fixerer, errrrrr.... you know what I mean :)

[vard28]

4. Master of subtlety and understatement

This gmv. Throw in some sarcasm and I'll write you a job reference that's sure to get you hired! :P

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. Thanks vard....

I have a great resume, but I have trouble getting hired because of my spontaneous drooling and inappropriate laughter. I think employers discriminate against me. :rofl:

[vard28]

20. Discrimination indeed!

I certainly think the inappropriate laughter ALONE should put you at the top of ANY employer's list to be hired immediately! Sheesh! That's one of my personal best qualifications! :spray:

[Heidi]

5. Sorry, but I've gotta go with "other" on this, philboy. You are DESTINED to be a

model for International Male.

"We love to bring you stand-out looks that are intended to turn heads."

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. Wait just one minute now Heidi....

Is that Seinfeld's "puffy shirt"? :rofl: :hug: :hi:

[Heidi]

13. Just thinkin' of your future, philboy.

Ain't that what friends are for? :7

:hug:

[Chan790]

11. Tunics, Pirate shirts, and Pimp Coats...oh my.

:rofl: I amuse myself so easily.

[Lady Freedom]

6. World's greatest lover

Isn't that a guys dream job?

[LeftyFingerPop]

12. Well thanks!

And to revive a quote from "Midnight Cowboy"...."all I was ever good at is lovin'" :rofl:

[Lady Freedom]

7. Kick for the Love Machine!

[Gormy Cuss]

14. Vault custodian.

http://www.wolfgangsvault.com/sa/grateful-dead/7413.html

[LeftyFingerPop]

15. Fantastic site...

Great shows, by the Dead and others. I go there quite a lot! :hi: :thumbsup:

[zanne]

16. Shepherd! nt

[LeftyFingerPop]

17. Shemp?

[raccoon]

18. YOu didn't include gigolo. nt

[LeftyFingerPop]

19. google-o?

[raccoon]

21. No, gigolo, like in the David Lee Roth song. nt

[LeftyFingerPop]

22. Hyman Roth?

[Bonhomme Richard]

23. Soft Pretzel street vendor. n/t

[Parche]

24. Pube Inspector??

:rofl::rofl: :rofl: :hi:

:hug: :hug: