i ride a bike AND i don't own a television

[datasuspect]

i really cannot comprehend how the rest of you troglodytes don't manage to choke on the spit bubbles that form when you mouth breathe.

now, off for some tofu sushi!

[KitchenWitch]

1. Did you catch that fish for the sushi with your bare hands?

[datasuspect]

2. it's free range sushi

made by aboriginal artisan-priests in a refugee sanctuary in the napa valley.

[KitchenWitch]

3. What about the rice

Is it cruelty free?

[datasuspect]

4. the rice is made from tofu

recent studies by the Dietetical Scientician Institute state that rice have emotions.

[KitchenWitch]

5. Are you going to start complaining about spoilers now too?

[datasuspect]

7. that is my defining cause

i seriously think it should be a federal crime to reveal details about consumer entertainment products on advertising delivery channels like television and the internet.

when people reveal spoilers i actually become sick like i have a systemic viral infection coupled with a complete emotional breakdown.

that's how seriously i take this.

[KitchenWitch]

8. You are my hero!

[trof]

21. Yeah, but is it free range tofu?

The life of factory raised tofu is abominable.

[datasuspect]

22. it's cruelty free

the monks use ancient wisdom to convince the tofu that being eaten fits into the divine plan.

[skooooo]

6. At the moment I hate bike riders..

[edhopper]

9. You're an

arrogant git, aren't you.
No problem with your choices, but your smug contempt for all of us tube watchers is pathetic.

[datasuspect]

10. no just gloriously enlightened

advertisers can't count on me to help them forecast their mindshare projections for the quarter.

i leave that to the rest of befuddled, blind humanity.

i'm the guy sitting outside of the platonic cave looking at real horses while the rest of you look at shadows of crudely drawn ones.

[Connonym]

11. I win

I watch TV but set it to skip commercials so I get the fruits of the advertisers dollars without having to suffer their swill.

[datasuspect]

12. your avatar is an advertising channel

[Connonym]

18. and you know this from not watching tv?

but the beauty is in recording it and hitting the skip button through commercials. I still win.

[datasuspect]

19. i just assumed that some hollywood imagineer created that vision

because it doesn't occur naturally in nature.

i assumed it served some commercial entertainment purpose.

i cannot contextualize it further than this.

[skooooo]

16. lol...

:rofl:

[edhopper]

29. I am not so weak minded

that I can't watch an entertaining show on TV or movie without being swayed by some silly ad. Obviously you are so intimitated by Madison Avenue that you sit in the dark for fear their machinations will drive you to some horrible purchase.

[Ptah]

13. I ride the bus and don't own a gun

[datasuspect]

14. i convert buses into shelters for the homeless and supply them with firearms

[Ptah]

17. I convert covert bus- nah

Nice to meet you Brother/Sister of the Hope/Redemption Mission/Cathedral

:hug:

[Sugar Smack]

15. If you're the monster who wheeled over my toes while on your cel phone

then *SUCKS TO YA!*

*harrumph*

[TZ]

20. Please tell me you don't spend money on going to the movies either

Because you know, we are in a Recession and there are much more important things to spend your money on..

[datasuspect]

23. i don't spend money on movies

because hollywood imagineers make the same shit over and over and over and tell me it's scheisse instead of just plain old american shit.

the last time i went to the movies was in the 70s during the last golden age of filmmaking.

modern movies are mere advertising delivery channels, product placement vehicles, and lifestyle narrative creation myths.

[taterguy]

25. What product are these guys advertising?

And would anyone in their right mind buy it?

[Kutjara]

24. I've just strapped a 105" plasma TV...

...to the top of my Hummer, and I power it using a generator that runs on baby seal oil. I drive around all day, showing videos of people being knocked off their bicycles by big trucks. Why? Because I can! America! Woo! Yeah!

So I guess that makes you my nemesis, bucko!

[datasuspect]

26. everything you said is haram

[Kutjara]

28. As long as we can pave over the hima while we're there.

;)

[Tuesday Afternoon]

27. toe-phooey to you

and may you find your sushi covered in toe jam :D

:rofl:

dude.you.rock.my.world!