i will solve all your problems in this thread

[datasuspect]

don't have enough money?

get more.



too hot?

move.



no job opportunities?

move.



gas too expensive?

don't buy it.




there, everything is all nice and neatly packaged.

easy, simple and cleanup is a cinch.

and to think that i spent all that time trafficking in nuance, context, and meaning.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. Bush?

Is that you?

[DarkTirade]

2. It's too hot and I'm in a situation where I can't move.

What now, genius? :P

[ghostsofgiants]

4. Get out of that situation.

Duh.

[ghostsofgiants]

3. I have a head cold.

Help!

[femmocrat]

6. Take cold medicine for 7 days or do nothing for 1 week.

Your cold will miraculously be gone!

(Hope you feel better soon ... summer colds suck.) :hi:

[ghostsofgiants]

7. I WISH I could do nothing for a week.

[femmocrat]

5. Bet you can't solve this one...

I'm too young for Medicare, so I can't retire. If I retire, I will lose my benefits.

:banghead:

[skooooo]

8. my database application isn't running correctly..

[BlueJazz]

9. I want some Chocolate Ice Cream but I don't have any..