I'm in my 50s, and I'm gonna give *you* some advice:

[Oeditpus Rex]

Get the hell off my lawn.

[trof]

1. And turn the light off when you leave the room!

AND THE DAMN TV!

[TZ]

2. Damn kids!!!

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

3. And pipe down back there!

By God, back in MY day, my dad woulda knocked me clean outta this car if I put up a ruckus like you two!!

[GOPisEvil]

4. Don't just stand there with the refrigerator door open!

All the cold air just leaks out!

*grump*

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. But it's hot and the sprinkler feels nice.

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Okay, wait

Playing in the sprinkler...









:think:









Well, I suppose exceptions can be made.

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. I knew you would see things my way.

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. I may be old and curmudgeonly

but I still find it difficult to say no to shorts and a tank top. :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. And they're cute too! My new bermuda cut shorts.

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. Foul temptress!

:cry:

[RevolutionaryActs]

35. What? I was just showing off my new shorts.

[Oeditpus Rex]

40. Yeah

And I started this thread to give sound advice.













You're so lucky that I'm but a minor-league pev.

[RevolutionaryActs]

44. Tehe

And you're my favorite minor-league pev. :P :loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

48. Aw, gawrsh

Hell, I don't care if I ever make it to the bigs. :hug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

51. I don't think you want to be in the bigs.

Last time I checked SPK and jeff30997 were going to have a tickling duel (:wtf:) over me. :rofl:


It's brutal man!

[Oeditpus Rex]

54. Yeah, and anyway

I like the perks down here in the bush leagues. :)

[bluesbassman]

33. Oh now you've done it!

Perpetuating foot fetish fever! :yoiks:

[RevolutionaryActs]

39. Who me? Do what?

O8)

[kentauros]

6. What lawn?

I thought you xeriscaped :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. Yeah, here's a pic of me Xeriscapin'

In January. :P

[kentauros]

23. I'm surprised you bother owning a mower for that little patch.

You look really worn out for 60 sq.ft. of lawn :rofl:

Why not just get a goat? :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. Um...

That isn't all of it.



:eyes:

[kentauros]

27. So, get a goat anyway

:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. Can't

Lucy'd eat it.

[kentauros]

38. Lucy looks almost exactly like

my Kipper :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

45. OMD!

She does! :wow:

[kentauros]

47. Brother and sister, who'da thunk it?

with him asleep here right where I like to put my feet :P

[bluesbassman]

7. Don't look at me like that when I'm talking to you!!

And wipe the smirk off your face!

[Arugula Latte]

8. But ... But ... Jimmy hit my baseball onto your lawn!

We need to get it back! :o

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Oh — no problem

I always support kids playin' ball. :thumbsup:









BUT IF YOU BREAK A WINDOW, IT'S COMIN' OUT OF YOUR HIDE!

[monmouth]

10. Don't make me come over there!

[DS1]

12. lol

:thumbsup:

[SeattleGirl]

13. Just wait 'till your father gets home!

You're gonna wish you were never born!

[bluesbassman]

18. That one always got me...

Why the hell would I wish I was never born? I wasn't the one that was pissed off! :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

19. Who said parents had to make sense?

:rofl:

[bluesbassman]

24. No kidding!

I hope I make a little more than my parents did...probably not! :)

[Mutley]

You can't make me.

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. You want me to spank you?

[Mutley]

21. Pev.

But you knew that already.









:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. Yup

And you approved.



:P

[Mutley]

32. So I'm a pev, too.

What of it?

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

46. Nothin'

I just wanted the public record to be straight. :)

[Mutley]

57. Oh, I see.

Mmhmm. :P

[Richardo]

16. Don't make me turn this car around!

[sasquatch]

22. Elitest, what're you doing drowing grass in the desert

:D

[Kajsa]

29. Turn down that friggin "music"!!

Wait a minute?

Who is that? ( playing right now)

Oh!--TURN IT UP!!

:-) :hi:

[SeattleGirl]

34. I knew you liked Mitch Miller!

:rofl:

[Kajsa]

43. ROFL!

You got me, SeattleGirl!

:rofl: :hi: :pals:

[SeattleGirl]

53. ......

:evilgrin:


:hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

37. Yanno, that may be the most unusual thing

about this generation. We actually do tell the young'uns to turn it up.



:headbang:

[Kajsa]

41. LOL!

Ain't it the truth, Rex?

:D :headbang:

[LeftyMom]

36. Or you'll do what- drop some furniture on me?

:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

49. Like I could get it high enough

I'll just get Los Aztecas to cruise by your house a few dozen times. :evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

52. Where I live?

That might cause some problems. :scared:

[Oeditpus Rex]

55. Norteños?

I dunno what those guys were. The area's split between Norteños and Sureños — or, Salinas is, anyway.

[timtom]

42. What is it these teenagers WANT???

With their pump rock music..

[u4ic]

50. I'm just smokin' it

Honest!


:hide:

[Skittles]

56. I'm 51 and I can kick your ass, O Rex

yes INDEED

[Lil Missy]

58. And, you kids ...

Go play in the street.

Go steal pocketbooks.