Do you think it should be legal to arm zoo animals?

[Orrex]

(I really wanted to post this in GD or in Guns, but I suspected that such a copycat would be frowned on in either of those fine venues.}

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. Sure

When someone invents a firearm that can be used by those lacking opposable thumbs.

[TZ]

2. Its already legal isn't it?

Doesn't the consitiution say something about the right to arm bears?:P

[Orrex]

3. You're a bad person for posting that

Bad bad bad.

[TZ]

4. Jealousy doesn't suit you Orrex....

:rofl:

[Orrex]

13. I'll thank you to leave my wardrobe out of this

And I'm not comfortable with the way you draw attention to my appearance, you pev.

[flvegan]

5. Many zoo animals already are armed.

That's why they're in big cages and/or have big perimeter safety measures to keep them from mauling the onlookers, escaping and killing whomever they want, etc.

[Orrex]

7. They're just misunderstood

I'm sure that that polar bear would cozy right up to you if only you gave it a big, friendly hug.

[flvegan]

8. Polar bear tummy zrrbrts would be cool, I bet.

[Orrex]

14. I have it on good authority that enjoy noogies, too

Give it a try some time!

[leeroysphitz]

6. It really depends on the zoo. n/t

[DarkTirade]

9. The constitution protects the right to arm bears.

[TZ]

10. too slow dude!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7940073#7940084

[DarkTirade]

11. So I'm a little slow on the draw.

:P

[Orrex]

12. Wait--I've got one!

The constitution protects the right to arm bears!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[DarkTirade]

15. I'm not sure about that...

but I think the constitution protects the right to arm bears.