I'm in the womb, got any good advice?

[Guava Jelly]

:D

[Pool Hall Ace]

1. Turn the amp up, let mom feel your awesome guitar playing.

:)

[Guava Jelly]

5. I could stage dive right on out

And burn the unbilical cord with lighter fluid :D :hi:

[LeftyMom]

2. I'd heard you were trying to get back in.

[Guava Jelly]

6. For 42 years

:mad:

[Mutley]

3. Don't ever move out of the womb.

:P

[Guava Jelly]

7. Or at least move to a womb with a view

(I'm a punny guy) :rofl:

[Mutley]

8. Hooray for Punday!

:P

[Ysabel]

41. hhahaha...

:rofl:

p.s. in illinois one can go look into a window in a cow's stomach (the little window opens too it's a sliding window and anyway green stuff sometimes belches out ewwww hahaha)...

[SalmonChantedEvening]

4. Keep swimming n/t

[Guava Jelly]

10. nice

I better keep swimming or sink like a stone 'cuz the times they are a changen. (Caught a Dylan earworm)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

18. You were caught dealing earthworms?

Oh. :D

[Guava Jelly]

22. bwahaha

:thumbsup:

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. No, but can you tell us what the very end of 2001 meant?

You floating above the Earth and all? How often does that happen?

[Guava Jelly]

12. Sure..but I will have to do it as a fetus

gah ga goo da goo goo goo da da da.
(I have said to much)

[flvegan]

11. LOCKING: Sex thread.

[Guava Jelly]

13. It was a Virgin pregnancy..

(Well she was before)

Booyah!

[flvegan]

15. Oh, I thought

you were, like, "in the womb". You know..."knee deep" or "hittin it" or "waxin that ass like Rain Dance".

A Virgin pregnancy? Is there anything Richard Branson can't do?

[Guava Jelly]

19. ohhhh

No a__ being tapped here regrettably. :(
With his money I doubt it.

[Taverner]

14. Head for the light, not that mass of tissue that is obscured.

Follow the cold water, not the warm.

[Guava Jelly]

16. Noted

Great advice. :woohoo:

[Gormy Cuss]

17. Pray that your mother plans to breastfeed

preferably in the Olive Garden, with her pit bull on alert next to her.

[Guava Jelly]

21. I'd pray that she was having guadruplets

And the pit bull (Bitch of course(Hey that's what you call them))could help her with the nursing. :yoiks: eeew..

[Gormy Cuss]

24. ...

[bluesbassman]

20. If it's a womb with a view...

don't fall off the balcony.

[Guava Jelly]

25. I'm tethered in here pretty dang good

By the tummy..

[kat_kringle]

27. nice allusion to m. forester! n/t

[jobycom]

23. If you have to go, hold it.

[Guava Jelly]

26. 9 months is a long time to hold it.

:dunce:

[jobycom]

28. It wouldn't be nine months.

I mean, it takes a few months for all those things to even develop enough, then you have to get proper functions... Two, three months, tops, I'm guessing.

[Guava Jelly]

29. I sure have a lot to learn about my own development.

I bet it's wonderful out there. I bet world peace is running rampant and I'll get a puppy :D YAY!!!!

[jobycom]

32. Stay in there another six months. Trust me on this

You'll be much happier.

ANd you've got a thing or two to learn about puppies, it seems! :rofl: (I didn't even notice the tongue at first)

[LeftyMom]

30. I wish somebody had told my son. (Warning, this is gross)

When I was in labor with him, my amniotic fluid had "meconium staining" which is fancy medical terminology for "lady, your kid took a dump in ya." Naturally this is a bit of a problem, mostly because they don't want the kid to breathe in a snootfull of it on delivery, so they did some kind of an irrigation thing, which consisted of sticking a sprinkler system in my privates.

And he wonders why I don't want any more kids. :eyes:

[truedelphi]

31. Having more than one kid is great

Having more than one teen ager, I don't even wanna think about it!!

[LeftyMom]

34. He's scary smart. The last thing he needs is a minion.

And the last thing I need is to be outnumbered. :scared:

[truedelphi]

39. Isn't it weird how some kids must have attended

Law school and graduated with honors

BEFORE THEY WERE EVEN OUT OF THE WOMB!!

And then the parents get no sympathy - it's all "You are so lucky to have such a bright kid!"

[jobycom]

33. A somewhat common rarety. Happened to my great niece.

[LeftyMom]

35. It's more common when they're late

and for some reason, my son was a full four weeks late. I finally went into labor (all 24 hours of it) the day before they were going to go in after him.

[jobycom]

36. My niece had other issues, too.

Cytomegalovirus, jaundice... It was tricky.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

37. Cheer up?

[Arugula Latte]

38. Don't try to come out face up and then get stuck like my first baby did ...

Mother of Jeebus that back labor hurt! x(

[zanne]

40. Come out white,male and part of that 1%. nt

[Bake]

42. I'd stay put, if I were you!

It's just downhill once you come out.

Bake