What kind of erotic pet would you have if it weren't too much trouble?

[KitchenWitch]

:evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear KitchenWitch!

You already know my answer! :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

4. ...

:evilgrin:

[Robeson]

2. If I answered, Mrs Robeson wouldn't give me my Klondike Bar...

...;-)

[KitchenWitch]

3. Good answer!

:rofl:

[ThomCat]

5. A really big cat or two.

:)

[LeftyMom]

7. Either you really misread this thread,

"cat" is some gay slang word I don't know, or you're reading WAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much Peter Singer.

:scared:

[ThomCat]

8. Oops. I did. I read Exotic instead of Erotic.

Doh!

:silly:

I shouldn't be on line when I'm doped up and still in pain. Sorry.

[KitchenWitch]

9. No need to apologize!

:D

[LeftyMom]

11. It's a copycat of the others.

I was pretty sure you didn't swing that way. :P

[Lethe]

6. a really hot librarian with glasses and tousled hair in her late 30's.

i leave the rest to your imagination.

[Connonym]

10. is 42 too far from late 30s?

did I mention that I start at the library on Tuesday?

Oh wait, I totally missed the part where you said "hot" nevermind

[Lethe]

17. it's just somethin about librarians

you know they are smart, and have cute glasses, and they are interested in obscure things like history of the ancient pre-Stonehenge hunter-gatherers in modern day England.

And there is kind of an anal-retentive seriousness about them. They like rules and discipline. They like order. It's like a person who simultaneously wants to give in to the pleasures of submission and domination. You can see it in their eyes. They need it.

[Chan790]

12. Me too...

I'll take mine in her mid-twenties though.

[Connonym]

13. hey, older women are really HOT right now

I can pretty much guarantee you'll get more from an older woman. Unless you want babies. Older women ROCK

[Chan790]

14. That's older than I usually date.

Yeah, I'm a horrible person. :evilfrown:

I never want children...at least not my own genetic children (and probably not any at all.)

[arcadian]

15. Beaver

stuffed and mounted, preferably

[elshiva]

16. This:

I love you, big ears. :luv:

[Guava Jelly]

18. This one

She would be OH SO fun to have :evilgrin:

[bluesbassman]

19. Yeah, but the maintenance. Ch-Ching $$$

Think she'd hold my hand on the way to bankruptcy court?

[Guava Jelly]

20. You stay away from my critter!

She's mine!! all mine!!! :mad:

[bluesbassman]

21. Take her!!

BTW, how's your 401k? Fully vested? Good luck!:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

22. Oh I'm broke as a joke

We shall live on lust. (I can dream can't I?)

[MrScorpio]

23. Penthouse Pet

The more exotic, the better

[chemenger]

24. A sex kitten

Catherine Zeta Jones would do nicely. MEOW!

[SoxFan]

25. meow

[GreenPartyVoter]

26. Oddly enough I am a lover of peace who has the hots for

the god of war.

[Bonhomme Richard]

27. Don't you mean exotic? n/t

[Pierre.Suave]

28. I have already got the one I want...

Dont need any others...