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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 08:36 AM
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Based on my resume, Career Builder thinks I should be a teacher, small arms repairman, or nurse??
Wow they really know me. :sarcasm:

My weekly job search email tells me that I would be right for:

Homeland Security Jobs
LPN
5th Grade English Teacher
Pharmaceutical Sales
Small Arms Repair (in Iraq, employer a contractor)
Physical Therapist
Survey Project Manager
Graphic Designer
Retail Store Manager (Sprint cell phone kiosk in mall)
Paralegal

They must have really examined my resume and determined that I am a Renaissance man capable of anything. I feel so good on an otherwise normal Monday morning.


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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 08:41 AM
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1. I'm simply astounded that this career option wasn't mentioned:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 08:41 AM
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2. Go for the small arms repair. War is a growth industry.
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 08:46 AM
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3. I sometimes wonder about CB.
I have experience in NPOs and political campaigns. Both as professional staff and as an activist.

Clearly my ideal job is...insurance salesman? (I think not.)
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