BarenakedLady
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Tue Jul-22-08 10:19 AM
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I have cramps, my dog smells faintly of skunk, is also damp and insists on laying by my feet. I think these combined is enough of a legal defense for anything I may do today, no?
:hi:
I mean x(
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MrCoffee
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Tue Jul-22-08 10:25 AM
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1. Weak coffee as a defense? |
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Sheee-it, you're lucky your not prosecuted for a crime against humanity.
Hope the day betters up for you real soon :hi:
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BarenakedLady
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Tue Jul-22-08 10:27 AM
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2. I did not make the coffee |
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which only bolsters my defense for later infractions.
:)
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MrCoffee
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Tue Jul-22-08 10:30 AM
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3. Ohhhhhh...in that case |
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there is no action heinous enough to punish the offending one. Feel free to be creative. http://writing.syr.edu:16080/~danentwi/sunflowers.jpg
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BarenakedLady
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Tue Jul-22-08 10:33 AM
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5. I'll be sure to call you as a witness for the defense. |
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Tue Jul-22-08 10:33 AM
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
We need Mai Tai and Pineapple...............:woohoo: :woohoo: :hi:
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Tue Jul-22-08 10:35 AM
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