So this new Kohl's 15% sale card arrived in my mailbox today... 'inspired by artists, worn by you'

[Deja Q]

The cover features this bleached bimbette with a pink shirt reading "rock'n'roll forever", steel colored pants, and wearing a worn, lime green sock on her right arm with a hole cut out so her thumb (with the black nail polish) shows through. I suppose some men might find the sock useful, but I can't believe that passes as style.

Opening the insert, she's not a size 0. Maybe a size -1.

Then we have another lass; if it wasn't for the crotch-high white stockings, the short miniskirt would make even Britney Spears or the local corner hooker blush in embarrassment.

Then there's this group of 5 guys. They look like refugees from good taste. There's a caption; "amp it up". Try "camp it up" instead because nobody would seriously pay for overpriced rags.

Looking to the right, there's a group of 5 more boys. They look like petty little thugs, complete with the arms-folded-over stance that's supposed to make us all go "oooh, I'm scared. Therefore I'm going to buy and wear what they are wearing and I'll be scary too!". Unfortunately, reality shows the lot of them merely have hungry snapping turtles down their pants.

Oops. I forgot - one more female model. The outfit looks like the one Ann Coulter put into her goodwill donation box...

15% off for that? Hell, pay me 15% of the sticker price and I still wouldn't want to advertise that bonfire fodder.

Aww, and there's a wallet sized card that pops out too. Gee, the cost to make and print this red light district-unworthy ad; after the accountant looks at the bill, heads will be rolling if that 15% doesn't add up, I swear...

And now, I'm going back to my jaegermeister/french vanilla coffee flavoring drink. :9 :beer:

[yellowdogintexas]

1. oh just use the 15 percent and buy some new bath towels. Despite the ad

Kohl's actually has some nice classic stuff. I like to buy casual shirts and jeans there, and they have nice houswares.