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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 09:52 PM
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women only ever want me for two things:
1. my enchanting gaze

2. my ability to demonstrate some degree of stability in my day-to-day life.
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 09:54 PM
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1. If I didn't feel so unloved at the moment...
I would start one hell of a copycat thread.

:rofl:
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 09:56 PM
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2. DO IT!!!!
I want to see it.

:rofl:
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 09:59 PM
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4. You're just trying to take advantage of my...
..altered state of awareness!

:rofl:
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 10:05 PM
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8. Are you drinking?
Cuz if you are then I just want to say again...

DO IT!!!!!!!

:rofl:
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 09:58 PM
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3. do you want to talk to me about it?
seems like you just need someone to understand and console you.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 10:00 PM
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5. I've always wanted you for your devastating insight and
glass-half-empty outlook.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 10:02 PM
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6. darlin'
Edited on Thu Jul-24-08 10:02 PM by datasuspect
when life gives me lemons, i squeeze them on lobster.

it is vitally important to always be positive and think in terms of solutions, rather than problems.

at work, i don't want to hear what people have to say unless it is about money.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 10:05 PM
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9. HAHAHA
:rofl:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 10:09 PM
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11. AW, shaddup.
Edited on Thu Jul-24-08 10:09 PM by crim son
:P What would you know about real tragedy? Or lobstah? :P :loveya:

On edit: can't even spell "lobstah" right.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 10:09 PM
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12. here ya' go buddy
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 10:13 PM
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13. Ok, I think...
What was I supposed to get out of that?

Do you want to dance with me?
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 10:15 PM
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14. i always assumed you had more intellectual curiosity than that.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 10:21 PM
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15. It has been a long day
Edited on Thu Jul-24-08 10:25 PM by jasonc
and I have had some beer.

DO I need to go take another look? or learn French?

edit: OK, so I looked this movie up and read about it.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 10:25 PM
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16. italian
by all means, rent it. they have it with english subtitles.

awesome movie!
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 10:26 PM
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17. I looked it up
saw it was Italian, and from what I read I dont think I want to see the movie. It isnt my type.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 10:07 PM
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10. Pit A Pat. Pit A Pat.
See? That's my heart, pounding to hear you speak thusly.
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Speck Tater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 10:03 PM
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7. In my experience: 1) my money, 2) my handyman skills. NT
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defendandprotect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 10:37 PM
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18. Oh . . . handman skills . . . ohhhhhh . .. . mmmmmm . ..
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