You can become a potent agent of change in your life RIGHT NOW!

[datasuspect]

Most people don't realize the power they have within!

You don't have to be a doctor, a lawyer, or a scientist to unlock the secret mysteries of Extreeeeeme Brain Power, but you do have to ACT NOW!

Why wait? Unearth the vast mine of potential inside YOURSELF in 3 easy steps. This is a limited time offer, so act now.

[kat_kringle]

1. so what do i have to do. n/t

[datasuspect]

2. Call 1-800-BRAIN YES

Call 1-800-BRAIN YES
Call 1-800-BRAIN YES
that's
Call 1-800-BRAIN YES

[kat_kringle]

3. and what happens from there?

:shrug:

[datasuspect]

4. The Extreeeeeeeeme Brain Power System Kit

will arrive at your door.

just send 39.95 to

Acme Promotions
Box 378
Grand Central Station, NY 12

or call OLYmpic3-4577 for more details.

sorry, no C.O.D.s

[kat_kringle]

5. then i opt out

i have other financial priorities at the momentito.


adios! :)

[callous taoboy]

7. Can I get a Big Ass Extreeeeem Brain Power System Kit instead?

[callous taoboy]

6. OR, you could join my religion:

Bill's Church of the Total Mind Fuck

[kat_kringle]

8. you seeing the new hunter documentary? n/t

[callous taoboy]

9. As in Hunter S.?

[kat_kringle]

11. yessum

also,what are your feelings on 'where the buffalo roam' ?

[callous taoboy]

13. Buffalo Roam....meh. I like Bill Murray but I thought it was goofy, much

prefer Depp's HST.

[KG]

10. it burns when i pee.

[datasuspect]

12. don't want to sound like a dick or nothing, but your chart says you're fucked up

and your shit's all retarded.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Yiiphkrqw

[callous taoboy]

14. OW! My balls!

[madinmaryland]

15. CALL YOU CONGRESSMAN??

:shrug: