"The last time I was in water like this

[elshiva]

I was up all night picking leeches off my scrotum!" Actual quote from the film "Anaconda."

http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Anaconda_1997.aspx?Page=4

[ThomCat]

1. Why do people willingly watch movies that bad?

If people didn't watch them then hollywood wouldn't keep making them. :P

[elshiva]

2. Heee, hee. Because they are funny.

Also, no one's perfect so there will always be bad movies.

[bluesbassman]

3. Damn straight!

Jon Voight was hysterical in that film!

[elshiva]

4. Loved his fake accent.

Fucking hilarious. That snake looked so fake, it was silly.

[bluesbassman]

7. Fake accents...

The worst was Andy Garcia in "Smokin' Aces". What the hell was that?

[Lethe]

5. he must have really big balls then

because usually it only takes me about 5 minutes to pick all the leeches off mine.

It's a finite surface area. It does contract and expand a bit though depending on moisture, fear, and physical activity.

[PBS Poll-435]

6. I am truly at a loss

:rofl:

[elshiva]

8. Since I'm a woman,

I can only imagine how painful it would be to have several leeches up my cooch.

[Lethe]

9. in my mind's eye i always thought Professor Plum looked just like the dude in your sig

who is that? Douglas Adams?

[elshiva]

10. Professor Plum needs women.

No, it is Rupert Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. My goodness, I love, love that man.

[Lethe]

11. yes he does, and so do I

preferably a librarian with cute glasses posing for a picture in front of a bookcase.

[elshiva]

12. WOMEN!

[Lethe]

13. oh i meant female librarian

:D

[elshiva]

14. Here's another one:

[Lethe]

15. lol

but the illusion is shattered because that is obviously not a librarian. True, she is hot, but does she know anything about the Dewey Decimal system?

[elshiva]

16. How do you know she is not a librarian just from the picture?

Librarians have sexy sides, too.

[Lethe]

17. well u got me there

I don't know that she isn't a librarian. If she was, I wouldn't be able to read thru my history of the canadian natives book though.

on that note, i would like to post this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2s4wbFAhFw

not to say so much that the librarian is hot in this video, but music video's shot in libraries kick ass and so does Tears for Fears and also i am drunk.

[elshiva]

18. youtube don't work for me cos of sucky dial up, sorry.

But librarians are sexy. :)

[Lethe]

19. oh

it was Tears for Fears, Head Over Heels....

shot in a library

:D