let's make fun of the East Coast now that our folks out there have gone to bed

[CreekDog]

i'll start:

Everything on the East Coast is so close together, but it takes 3 hours to drive 100 miles. :banghead:

[Arugula Latte]

1. Ya think they have enough red brick buildings out there?

Sheesh ... :eyes:

[struggle4progress]

26. Our red dirt, suh, has many fine uses, as the old phrase "red dirt marijuana" might suggest

[Robb]

2. East Coast... that's all that crap past Kansas, right?

:D

[LeftyMom]

19. Utah.

The dividing line is someplace in Utah. :P

[amerikat]

25. The east coast will happily take all of Utah.

The sheer physical beauty of the place would be an asset to the east. However you will have to take all the mormons.....we can give you Mitt romney in exchange for the territory.

[LeftyMom]

31. We have quite enough of them here.

We really don't need more.

[amerikat]

33. I was just hoping to keep them on thier own reservation

but we still want Utah.

[amerikat]

34. We have lots here too

square pegs in a round whole.......still flurish. and they have the newest and biggist chuch in town. They are nice guys, well dressed that knock on every door. I have a burning question to ask them. But I am a gentle soul so I don't ask.

[amerikat]

23. You realize of course that you have excepted Kansas as a western state

Thanks cause we had no idea of how to get rid od the most boring state in the nation. $00 miles of corn, corn and still more corn. Thanks for taking it off our hands.Maybe you can make some ethanol there.

[KitchenWitch]

3. You know except for the sprawl the same could be said for SoCal.

[CreekDog]

well that's true

you guys invented the all night traffic jam. :crazy:

[KitchenWitch]

7. I personally had NOTHING to do with that!

:eyes:

but I hate driving on I-405 at night. How is it that me, going 75 mph gets passed by everyone else doing 100. And where the hell is the CHP when that is going on?

[CreekDog]

14. Driving in SoCal is a harrowing experience

People down there believe that any open space on the freeway needs to be eliminated ASAP.

People down there tailgate, not only at 10 mph, but at 75mph. That crap is scary!

[KitchenWitch]

21. No kidding.

One of my friends from Minnesota came to visit me for a week last year. She complained about how aggressive I was driving. After being here a week she told me later that she now understood why I have started to drive so aggressively. If one does not drive aggressively, one does not get very far.

[ccharles000]

4. Some of us are still awake.

[ThomCat]

5. Yup.

Some of us are often up late.

[struggle4progress]

27. Awake, suh, and as irritable as never

[ThomCat]

6. That's not making fun of the east coast.

That's a legitimate complaint. :shrug:

Of course, if you're in or near Lost Angeles then you've got no room to complain. :P

[KitchenWitch]

8. heh heh heh, you said LOST Angeles!

:D

You are not very far from the truth!

[ThomCat]

13. You mean that's not its proper name?

:P

[CreekDog]

16. U from New Jork right?

[ThomCat]

18. Lived in NY State all my life.

But I've only lived in NY City for the past 13 years.

[CreekDog]

20. you seem very upstate to me

calm and smart.

[ThomCat]

22. Clay/North Syracuse then Buffalo.

Yes, I'm very upstate. I love the woods and swamps and farms and trails. I miss all the green, and the apple orchards, and the fresh corn, and salt potatoes. :9

[Inchworm]

9. lick my cheese doodle

who woulda thunk it went so good with wine?

:9

[loveable liberal]

10. Minnesota mocks you Conneticut!!!

Bwa ha ha ha haaaaa!!!!

[ThomCat]

15. Yeah, well Connecticut is a damned beautiful state

and we've got LynzM and Zornhau and a bunch of other awesome DUers living there. Top that! :)

Edit to add: I'm calling out those too specifically because they're Staying! Yay! :woohoo:

[CreekDog]

11. look at this crazy place OMG

[ThomCat]

17. Okay, some colonial era politicians were on drugs

when they agreen upon those borders. Not much we can do about it now. :)

Your borders are nice and pretty because you have no history. :P

[TZ]

30. AHEM.

Something wrong with the Delmarva pennisula? I think someone's jealous of the Chesapeake Bay....:P

[CreekDog]

35. well we have an estuary of our own dontcha know?

[amerikat]

12. I'm awake......hows that fault zone holding up for ya?

I live in the counrty.....cows and people are about in equal numbers here.

[skooooo]

24. They got funny accents!!!

[struggle4progress]

28. That may be, suh, but one thing we don't got is Texas and Idaho

[amerikat]

29. Yeah....narly dude thanks for pointing that out

[tismyself]

32. why, I nevah... evah