Remember the old lady I told you about when I was in the ER?

[Midlodemocrat]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7951406

Turns out the old biddy was a crack whore and shot up the entire ER!!!!! :wow: Fortunately no one was hurt, but a police officer who came in with EMS due to an accident recognized her and when he confronted her, she pulled an AK-47 out from under her handmade shawl and started firing.

So, I guess our making gentle fun of her Verizon type behavior wasn't all that bad after all.

[commander bunnypants]

1. grama

Is that you

CB

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Apparently, it was NewJeffCT's grandmother.

:wow:

[Zuiderelle]

3. Ok, you're joking

Sometimes I'm so gullible, I surprise myself. That just cannot be true.

[MrCoffee]

5. "she pulled an AK-47 out from under her handmade shawl"

Sounds real to me

[Midlodemocrat]

6. LOL. Take that NewJeffCT

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

8. She assembled that AK with her arthritis-riddled hands, you heartless monster

I never expected to see such disrespect on a "progressive" website.

[Midlodemocrat]

10. I don't even recognize DU anymore.

[Zuiderelle]

7. LOL! I just re-read that part and edited my post.

Now midlo gets to go on my Deadtome list.

[Midlodemocrat]

9. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Zuiderelle]

12. You'll be number one.

In that specific section anyway. :)

[MrCoffee]

4. You mean she did have to use her AK? I gotta say it wasn't a good day.

[Iris]

36. hee! hee!

[malta blue]

11. ...

:spray::spray:

[Shell Beau]

13. Well damn!

Glad everyone was ok! :scared:

[kay1864]

14. So, are these "AK-47" thingies assault rifles, or not?

:hide:





:popcorn:











:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

15. Hey, thank god for the 2nd Amendment

Am I right, people?

[Midlodemocrat]

16. You are, sir.

:patriot:

Where else, but the good ole US of A can a crack whore shoot up an emergency room with an assault weapon?

[kay1864]

17. And it *was* concealed...

Good law-abidin' there Grandma! :thumbsup:

[DS1]

18. Ice Cube laments her having to pull an AK, making it not a good day

[MrCoffee]

19. Read post #4, bucko

[MrCoffee]

20. Did you at least give her a quarter?

[Midlodemocrat]

21. My Sweet Lord, no. She looked, well, dangerous.

[MrCoffee]

22. If your grandson ditched you and gramps in the ER, you'd be pretty hostile too.

[Zuiderelle]

23. You have no soul.

:grr:

[ismnotwasm]

24. Sexist

Her husband was the crack whore and you know it.

[Midlodemocrat]

25. Not possible. He was hooked up to the EKG machine when she opened fire.

[madinmaryland]

26. Sheesh!! You just can't stop making stories up about the elderly folks

in our communities!

Wait a couple of years until you are her age!!1!!

:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

27. A couple years?

Fucker. :grr:

It's all NewJeffCT's fault for his comment about the family planning clinic.

[madinmaryland]

30. As i recall your comments...

You turn 50 before I do!!

:hide:

(i have three years left!!)

[Midlodemocrat]

32. Good point.

:rofl:

[flvegan]

28. How does one conceal an AK-47?

Not exactly a small rifle.

[MrCoffee]

29. You're clearly a man who's never experienced the roomy comfort of a handmade shawl

Pity.

[Midlodemocrat]

31. I feel sorry for him. I should get Bi_Baby to knit him one.

[flvegan]

33. I heard she's knitting for the Taliban now.

Homemade shawls for the teraists!

[bicentennial_baby]

34. Ahem....

I *heard* that.

[Midlodemocrat]

35. His spidey senses aren't that great. It was the $3.59 piece of ass.

[SOteric]

37. Oh dear, that poor old thing.

I'll bet an AK-47 is just Heck on the Arthritis.