Mr Coffee has given me an e-taser.

[mainegreen]

This counts as official deputization into the Fraternal Order of the Lounge Police (FOLP for short).

I may now lay down the law and e-taser loungers.

What minor infractions should I start punishing first?

And does this mean I get to use the mods private bathroom?

[MrCoffee]

1. It's not a minor infraction, but anyone who uses "loose" in place of "lose"

should be immediately and repeatedly tasered, preferably in the genitals.

[TZ]

2. OOh...how about

the next person who posts the brazillion joke gets it! I wanna see madinmaryland get tasered....(sorry Orrex I just threw you under the bus):evilgrin: :rofl:

[flvegan]

3. Make sure that thing is fully charged, first.

MrCoffee is a forgetful sort. "Did I print that or not?" :eyes:

[MrCoffee]

4. Psstt...come here a second

[Phillycat]

5. First, change the acronym so it doesn't say FOLP

Sounds like what my cat says when he can't get the hairball to come up.