What kind of monster would you most like to sleep with?

[Pale Blue Dot]

If you REALLY want to sleep with that monster, put your answer in all caps.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. A Finnfan.

Hah!!!!


:rofl:

[Pale Blue Dot]

2. Wow! You're really enthusiastic about that!

I guess you like men with brains.

[SarahB]

7. Notice, she got rid of the caps.

:P

[trueblue2007]

14. HUBBY

lolololol

[mainegreen]

3. So easy. SUCCUBUS!

If they kill you, it's through sexual exhaustion.
And they're hot.

[NewJeffCT]

28. I'd have to go with succubus as well - (pics)

[Runcible Spoon]

43. wow, I don't think that third one has big enough wings to get her fake tits off the ground

:rofl:

[SarahB]

4. Hey, you did that to mess with Midlo.

Shhhhh... keep her monster perversions private, ok. At least she's not into small dogs.

[Critters2]

5. A beagle who kills kittens. *sigh* nt

[yellowdogintexas]

13. is it possible the beagle was licking the kitten and drowned it?

My mom's German Shepherd did that more than once. She also took in some kittens who lost their mommy when it was cold and she had a litter of puppies. She never meant to hurt the ones she drowned, she just loved them a bit much

[kat_kringle]

6. a cookie monster. no cookies in bed though, unless he can

take care of crumbs.

[DS1]

8. Cookie Monster is a sick right-winger

[kat_kringle]

25. ...

:spray: :rofl: :puffpiece: you just made my day. :hi:

[MrCoffee]

9. Does Number 6 count as a monster?

Doesn't matter...I vote for Number 6.

[bif]

10. My wife.

[newmajority]

11. Vampire

There was a really awful movie a few years ago. Can't even remember the title, that's how bad it was. But it starred Angie Everhart as a vampire, and that stupid hack Dennis Miller was in it too. Think it was "Bordello of Blood" or something like that?

Acting was horrible. Dennis Miller was worse, but it was worth it to me, just to see Angie the redhead vampire :evilgrin:

[MrCoffee]

12. Ohhh....Salma Hayek in From Dusk Till Dawn

[Phillycat]

15. The Schoolgirl, pigtails, and lollipop outfit from that movie was better.

Um, ALLEGEDLY.

[MrCoffee]

16. We should poll your gang and find out once and for all

[Phillycat]

18. Oops, sorry, that was Dogma.

[pokerfan]

41. Tarantino has a creepy foot fetish

Pulp Fiction: first look we get of Uma is her feet
From Dusk Till Dawn: Quentin gets to film himself sucking Salma's tootsies.
Jackie Brown: Bridget Fonda
Kill Bill: long shots Uma's feet

[Maine-ah]

17. Tim Curry as DARKNESS in Legend

:blush:





he really creeped me out as Pennywise.

I imagine somewhere this has got to mean I have some rather unusual psychological/sex issues.....

[MilesColtrane]

30. You obviously go for the horny type.

[Maine-ah]

34. bwahhaaha

:rofl:

maybe it's just showing my current state at the moment. My husband is on his third week with out a day off.....

[Taverner]

19. KATHERINE HARRIS

Ok, you may vomit now ;)

[MrCoffee]

21. Hello Moxie and Spunk!

...I'll be in my bunk.


heh, poetry.

[Taverner]

22. Are those the names of her twin implants?

[MrCoffee]

24. If you're referring to her two-point plan to win the Senate race, then yes

Sadly, Florida voters were not willing to nuzzle up to her brand of Perky Politics.

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. A ONE-EYED

Oh, wait, I do that already.

[Auggie]

23. I always thought this one was rather hot:

[siligut]

26. Bigfoot. Think of the photos!

[Fox Mulder]

27. Vampire.

[southpaw]

29. Stretch Monster

Imagine the possibilities!

[MilesColtrane]

31. TWO VAMPS AT ONCE

Specifically Sarandon and Deneuve.

Now there's a sandwich with some BITE!

[Throd]

32. I want to be the meat in a CONDOLEEZA RICE and ANN COULTER sandwich

[Taverner]

35. hmmmm MICHELLE MALKIN and KATHERINE HARRIS sandwich maybe

[DarkTirade]

33. Yeah... I already dated a vampire.

And as long as you don't mind a little clawing and/or biting, the sex was FANTASTIC.

[Taverner]

36. but in the end did she turn out to be a pain in the neck?

HA HA!

Did she end up bleeding you dry?

HA!

I GOT A MILLION OF THEM WILLIE!

[Sentath]

37. MINOTAUR

http://www.dungeond.com/d/20060415.html

maybe I'll settle for http://merxlatinaetgraeca.blogspot.com/2007/10/snuggly-minotaur.html

[ThomCat]

46. That is a very, very funny strip.

:rofl:

Thank you for posting that. :)

[Sentath]

49. dungeond.com is awesome

And I'll promote it whenever I get the chance.

p.s. you are most welcome

[sniffa]

38. Hannimonster

He was so f'n hot.

:loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

39. Marilyn Munster

[Rhythm]

40. In my younger days, i wanted to be in a Catherine/Vincent sandwich!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

48. Vincent ~ Oh.yeah...

He was my first thought ;)

Can I have Vincent and you take Catherine? :D

[tandot]

42. Hannibal Lecter

I have a thing for Sir Anthony Hopkins :evilgrin:

[RadiationTherapy]

44. A COUGAR!!!

I would just love to get all.....











this isn't going to work out well for me, is it?



shit.

[DeepBlueC]

45. Cookie Monster

[LostInAnomie]

47. A BANSHEE!!!!!

Sadly though, she would probably end up having to fake a scream. :cry:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

50. Quentin Collins from Dark Shadows. He was yummy, creepy, and scary.

all three!