Behave reviews the dork knight and butters your popcorn

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Somewhere on the Island of Long.

The first scene is of a man somewhere in his early to late 30's, sitting naked on the edge of his bed.
He moves to the sound of an elderly female voice calling for him to "hurry or we'll be late". Reluctantly, it seems, the man rises off the bed and with a sullen fuck-you in the direction of the disembodied voice, reaches down and pulls on a pair of batman briefs. He then reaches toward the dresser on the other side of his batcave, and finds a towel which he ties around his neck and soon the man is ready to go.

Ignoring his "ride", who is still waiting for him in the kitchen, the caped figure rushes through the front door and runs down the sidewalk in one direction and then the other until he begins to sweat and starts huffing for breaths of air. Bat sensing his loss of "power", he walks to the side of house and gets a drink out of the bathose. At that point his bat ears pick up the sound of the same disembodied voice as before, but this time it sounds like it means business. He goes around to the driveway, where a
pleasant looking elderly woman is already sitting
in the driver's seat of what appears to be a 1992
Buick Century.

You know this is the most important night of my life,
don't you, the man hisses as he eyes the driver with
steely resolve. Well, dear, if you hadn't been playing
batman on the computer all day, we'd already be downtown and getting our tickets for the show. It's
not a show, Mother, it's the bestest movie ever made,
and you're not going to spoil it for me, the man replied. Alright, Dork Knight, keep your bat britches
on, and we'll be on our way, she countered. That's Dark Knight, Mother. Dark Knight! Gee, are you going
to embarrass me again like at the comic, I mean sequential art convention?