Something is amiss here.

[flvegan]

It's Friday night, and I'm slaving over the stove. I'm finishing off cooking 8 cups of rice and 2 dozen eggs. Meanwhile, 12 dogs (for whom the eggs and rice cook) lounge about, listening to jazz.

When did this transition of power occur?

[bluesbassman]

1. I blame the Hare Krishnas mostly.

Their relentless assault on the tranquility of the airport terminals has irreparably torn the fabric of the universe. That, or it was when you started driving a station wagon.

[flvegan]

3. It's NOT a station wagon!!1!

It's a high performance animal rescue vehicle! A hot hatch! The fastest front wheel drive car...oh, forget it. Fine, it's a wagon.

Dammit.

[LeftyMom]

5. I win.

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

14. Whatever.

Wait'll you're here next and I scare the shit outta you.

*channels Jeremy Clarkson* POWAAAAAHHH!!

[LeftyMom]

15. Your driving already scares the shit out of me.

:P

[flvegan]

16. Yeah, well

that was around 140 horsepower. This one is getting close to 300 now.

[LeftyMom]

17. I don't see the point

when there's no place to open it up around there.

[flvegan]

20. Oh, there are

lots of places.

It's all about traffic. Today, there was this A4 and then a Boxster that some guy thought was quick.

What guy buys a Boxster?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. It's a neocon plot

to destroy amerikkka

[flvegan]

4. That's what I keep telling them.

I think they're mocking me.

[arcadian]

6. Swiss Miss?

It's a San Francisco treat.

[skygazer]

7. You mean the dogs used to cook?

:wow:

[Robeson]

8. Which jazz?...

...I hope it's something the kids can appreciate...;-)

[flvegan]

9. Uh

the kind being played on WUSF right now. I have no clue what it is. Sounds nice, though.

[Robeson]

10. WUSF. That reminds me: Mrs Robeson and I are coming down there...

...in the next two to three months. Hope you'll be there, we're planning to hook up with you, if you are... :-)

[flvegan]

12. I'm not going anywhere.

And I'm very much looking forward to meeting you (one of my favorite posters) and the Mrs.

[Danger Mouse]

11. How dare your dogs eat so well when people are languishing in GITMO??

:hide:
sorry...for old time's sake...
what are you feeding them? eggs and rice?

[flvegan]

13. heh heh

I knew someone would remember. 5 of the kids get a hearty mix of rice, veggies and eggs. Veggies are carrots, bok choi, summer squash, zucchini, spinach, green beans, peas and a touch of corn for taste.

[Kali]

19. had a terrier mix once

Dog was a little pig, would gobble anything you put in front of her. But she would leave three peas if they were there. Don't know how she did it.

[Danger Mouse]

21. do they like it?

[flvegan]

22. They love it.

One of the rescues here refuses to eat commercial dog food, no matter the quality. However, the flvegan mix is snarfed up like it's biscuits and gravy.

[Danger Mouse]

23. That's amazing. Our dog would eat her own vomit if we'd let her.

[Midlodemocrat]

30. Terraist appeaser.

:hide:

[Breeze54]

18. I never stand over a stove cooking rice. You're doing it wrong.

:P

[zingaro]

26. Yep yep yep. Rice cooker. nt

[sasquatch]

24. Nice post Emeril

:P

[stuntcat]

25. TRUE LOVE is never amiss

the only thing that's amiss is the critters not knowing how lucky :loveya: they are. But that's okay too.. making their existence and their never realizing.. that's good Goodness.

[Lil Missy]

27. I don't understand either, but dogs take over like that. You are powerless when this happens.

[jobycom]

28. Sexist BS

Why is it amiss? Why not ams? Or amister?

:hippie:

[HamdenRice]

29. Didn't Seinfeld have a joke about humans picking dog shit?

I think he said that if aliens from another planet landed and watched humans walking their dogs, picking up their shit in platic baggies, who do you think the aliens would think was the species in charge here?

[LostinVA]

31. There are starving terrorists in Gitmo

Have you no soul?

Are the eggs free-range organic?

[flvegan]

32. You

trying to start another flame war?!

Free range organic from a farm someone I know and trust visited. Fairly happy little cluckers there.