How come it's so fucking hard to find an apartment that will allow an abattoir?

[Rabrrrrrr]

Seriously, as soon as I mention putting in a wall of rotating knives, they tell me to leave.

Used to be that people were a little more open to things, back in the 50s, when people were friendly.

x(

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I know what you mean.

I never used to have any trouble finding a landlord who would let me install my nuclear particle accelerator, but now...

[flvegan]

2. Don't tell them. Just be sure to pay the pet deposit.

Otherwise, they're coming snooping when the truck of pigs backs up to your porch.

[rug]

3. Try Milwaukee.

[sarge43]

4. Or Des Moines n/t

[Xipe Totec]

6. Or Green Bay nt

[RetroLounge]

9. Hey!

Oh, wait. Nevermind...

:rofl:

RL

[krispos42]

5. Because hydrogen peroxide is not cheap anymore n/t

[Midlodemocrat]

7. You're not looking hard enough. My last apartment had one

and the added bonus of a funeral home being located next door.

:thumbsup:

[applegrove]

8. I hate it when that happens to me. LOL!

[MrCoffee]

10. What you need to do is, you need to steal you an ice truck

Or go condo.

[datasuspect]

11. i live in an abandoned meat processing plant in rural wisconsin

you can come use mine.

[LeftyMom]

12. You're just going to have to pay a little extra and rent a proper compound.

You'll need a basement or some outbuildings, or at least space to park a ramshackle old motor home or molester van.