Robb
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Mon Feb-23-04 12:58 PM
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with apologies to Matt Groening
My name is little Bongo, I sing my little song-o, The TV now says AWOL's true They knew it all along-o.
My name is little Bongo, I sing my little song-o, Bushies say the world ain't hot But science says they're wrong-o.
My name is little Bongo, I sing my little song-o, The rape rooms in Iraq were bad We're not invading Congo.
My name is little Bongo, I sing my little song-o, Dow can make a boner pill But please don't sell a bong-o.
My name is little Bongo, I sing my little song-o, The fraud that's in the People's House Will not be there for long-o. :bounce:
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catzies
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Mon Feb-23-04 01:21 PM
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1. Brilliant! I like it when Bongo's in detention... |
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I have an old LIH on my bulletin board at home where the voice-on-the-other-side-of-the-door asks, "How many more years will you be angry that this rightwing twit was foisted upon America in a blatantly stolen election?"
Sullen Bongo answers, "Four."
I wish I wish i wish I wish Life in Hell was on the web.
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TXlib
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Mon Feb-23-04 01:28 PM
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2. Robb, that was brilliant! You are NO dingbat! |
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Edited on Mon Feb-23-04 01:28 PM by TXlib
Ahhh, who am I kidding? You're a dingbat!
But at least you're OUR dingbat!
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markus
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Mon Feb-23-04 01:47 PM
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3. I taught my children this one |
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much to wife's dismay. But my daugher chickened out from brining my tattered old DC City Paper cutout of the original when asked to bring an editorial cartoon:
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of a merry cow. And to the Republicans for which they scam. One nacho, underpants, with licorice and jugs of wine for owls."
(From memory: not sure if I got hte first line right).
"It's a free country"
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