"No, seriously, I will be more effective against Bush. Having no foreign policy or domestic political experience, in edition to having spent the last 30+ years as a public gadfly (and who doesn't love a gadfly...ask Socrates!), I am more than qualified to guide the country in this difficult and dangerous time. Never mind that I have no organized political party support. And never mind that many who voted for me in 2000 will probably be voting for whatever generic democratic candidate in the general election. And never mind that I'm kind of coming off as an arrogant megalomaniac who doesn't see the real big picture. I'm an outsider! Look at California! America LOOOOOVES outsiders.
Now my first order of business will be the creation of a maximum wage...why are you all laughing?"