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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 01:41 PM
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CAPTION der Gröpenführer


"Cullyfahrnia, today, I stand befoh you and issue a challenge to de Uhmerican Constitution. It tuhns owt that as an Austrian, I am not uhllowed to run for de Presidency. Uhpparently, de liberals who founded dis contry felt dat in order to be President, you had to have been bohrn in this country, and whatnot. I say today, dat dis stands in my way of becoming President, and derefore is an outrage, and unconstitutional, and alarming, and all of dese dings. Dat is why my good friend, popular country singer and Yootah Senator Oral Hatch, has started a petition in Congress dat moves to amend the constitution so dat Austrian body builders who enjoy orgies and harassing women can, too, become President. Den and only den will we be a true democracy. Sieg He...I mean God Bless Uhmericah!"
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 01:45 PM
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1. Lohuk @ my mazzive Penizez, I vant 2 rhule da vurld! n/t
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imax2268 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 01:47 PM
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2. you...ya you...
git avay from my hummer...
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Drifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 01:56 PM
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3. Grandfather it and I'm all for it ...
Allow foreigners (who have been a citizen for 20 years) to run for President ... Starting right now.
A law like this should not be changed to accomodate any person.

This means that the earliest that a foreigner could run for President is 2/23/24.

Cheers
Drifter
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