Tell me what my neighbor is doing.

[hedgehog]

For the past few days, every 10 minutes or so, I hear a large stapler being fired. What in the world could he be working on?

[Chan790]

1. Is it coming from inside or outside his house?

Inside: Hanging drywall, probably.

Outside: Stapling his child to a piece of plywood. :hide:

[Crabby Appleton]

2. Several children if it took a couple of days. nt

[backwoodsbob]

3. just a wild guess here but

he is a repuke with erectile function difficulties who has unloaded the staple gun and is using it as a sexual replacement for his limpassed maleness and only uses it between talks with the aliens he channels through the staple gun who wish he would tell his wife to bath more often and have every intent to invade us if she doesn't


OR...he is hanging sheetrock

[hedgehog]

4. It might be hanging drywall although it's been going on for a while.

I never knew of someone using an automatic stapler or nailer for drywall. It's the noise you make if you're using an automatic nailer to set shingles or install a wood floor. It's just that the sound is so intermittent.

[electricmonk]

5. What's he building in there?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaLjwSpZ6Cs

[hunter]

6. He's stapling live eels to the wall.

It takes about ten minutes to grab hold of one.

[CreekDog]

7. tell me whether you expected a lounge thread to actually tell you

:rofl:

[harmonicon]

8. Are your neighbours the Guilinis?

If so, I would guess puppy stapling.

[Skittles]

9. you want I should kick his stapling ass, hedgehog?

I'll make him tell me what he's doing, too

[hedgehog]

13. No ass kicking required. I have a mess of trees between here and there,

so the noise is subdued. This morning there is a saw going, so there must be an addition going up somewhere around here.

[DeepBlueC]

10. upholstery?

[Dangerously Amused]

11. Drinkin.'

And shootin' staples at flies 'cuz his drunk ass is too lazy to git the flyswatter.

[DS1]

12. setting up soundproofing in his torture room