Reprehensor reviews: "Space:1999" the pilot episode!

[reprehensor]

Well, it's been a while since Commander Koenig got his ass blasted into the far reaches of the galaxy due to a nuclear-magnetic overload, but when you pop in the DVD, blammo! 1975 is just a snort of coke and a jigger of Cutty Sark away.

"Life ain't nuthin' but bitches and money."

Thus spraketh the prophets N.W.A. --- Who has the heart to tell these well-meaning (and well-dressed!) poets that they are wrong! Do you, mister? ;)

Clearly, life ain't nuthin' but Martin Landau in his glory days, putting the moves on teh sexy Barbara Bain;



Oooh! Alberto! Slip her the pickle, Martin! It's the swingin' 70's biotch!

I know what you are thinking! I'm too young to possibly know the glory of Barry Morse and Eagle 1, but hold your fire! I was busting moves with Gerry Anderson's Supermarionettes when you were in swaddling clothes in Galilee, Jebediah!

So, for a few dollars, a line of coke, and a swig of booze, you can be a little kid again.