Ah' whittled me a tooph.

[puerco-bellies]

Artist conception of my installed grill



Mah toophd' carved up and ready to roll



Nows ah' gots it on a stick, a wax stick for a wax toophf



Now abefore I's can cement it up a'fore poring hot gold in to it, I's got to "invest" it.



Now that ma new tooph is in a teeni tiny cement pond, I gots to get wax out da hole



Now that I's got that damn wax out my tooph-hole, I gots to set about stewing it, and not just
squirrel stewing, we needs racoon hot ass broiling



Stay tuned tomarow, and the hot yeller lead will fly, and then I gots me a TOOPH11!!!!!1!!

[Dr. Strange]

1. I can't HANDLE the tooph! n/t

(n/t = no tooph)

[Orrex]

2. The tooph will make you free

(Sorry for reusing a joke from last week.)

[MrCoffee]

3. Da tooph, da tooph, da tooph iz on fiyah

[Orrex]

4. You must remember the tooph

[bluesbassman]

5. I got a great big pointed fang, which is my Zomby Toof.

My right foot is bigger than my other one is
Like a reg'lar Zomby Hoof
If I raid your dormitorium
Don't try to remain aloof...
I might snatch you up screamin' through the window all nekkid
An' do it to you on the roof.

Frank's the bomb, and so are you puerco for makin' your own toof! Are you kidding me?

[Robeson]

6. Something about this just really creeps me out....

...:scared: