Skinner has made me a Moderator!!

[LeftyFingerPop]

:wow:

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. Locking.

I'm going to lock this now for the following reasons.

1) Please do not call out other DUer's, including the site owner.

2) This thread has run its course.

3) Please do not lie.

Thanks for your understanding.

Cordially,

Philboy
DU Moderator

[DarkTirade]

7. ... I am so confused right now.

[hobbit709]

2. Bragging or complaining?

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Locking.

Once more, and you get a warning.

[puerco-bellies]

3. Shall we bring a haples knave for a beheading?

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. Locking.

No beheading references.

[EstimatedProphet]

6. That didn't last long...

[Dr. Strange]

8. Please tell me you're gonna allow sex threads!

Please?

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. Anything goes....

Sex, booze, drugs....anything.

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. Also, bodily function threads are encouraged. n/t

[Dr. Strange]

11. Hmm, this concerns me somewhat.

[LeftyFingerPop]

12. The reason that there is not a little man next to my name is because....

Skinner is still thoughtfully considering my request.

I want my moderator icon to have pig tails, be smoking a cigar, and be all bug-eyed and stuff.

He said he would let me know.

I'm a little concerned though...even though he said I was a moderator, I don't seem to be able to perform any mod functions.

I'm going to have to talk to him about that.

[Dr. Strange]

13. Locking.

Modily functions thread.

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. I'm sorry, but I must officially issue you a warning...

for impersonating a moderator.

[Parche]

15. Pubes A Moderator?

:shrug: :popcorn: :woohoo: :hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

16. Please don't use my real name in the lounge...

"Pubes A. Moderator"

:hi: :hug:

[Gormy Cuss]

17. About time.

You were too radicalator.

[LeftyFingerPop]

18. The day I get to be a moderator...

is the day the universe dissolves :rofl: :hi:

[Name removed]

19. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[LeftyFingerPop]

20. Uh.... ruh roh.

[LeftyFingerPop]

21. Sweet dreams. n/t

[Dr. Strange]

23. Did you just tombstone someone?

The power has gone to your head!

[LeftyFingerPop]

24. I'm tough, but fair. n/t

[Zuiderelle]

22. Um... wtf?

[City of Mills]

25. Unlocking.

I "found" a copy of the master key! Shoot I lost it, where did it go?

[LeftyFingerPop]

26. I'm reporting you. n/t