WOW...Just when the situation with my Ex couldn't get more fucked up...

[bicentennial_baby]

We have this awful conversation tonight, which his fat and psychotic GF interrupts with screaming. (She is fat, and I'm angry, so don't get on my ass for that comment right now, please)

Then, she starts calling my phone and hanging up when I answer. I have never met this person. :wtf:

Then, he calls me and says that she was just calling to make sure he was ok, b/c he walked out on her.

Yeah...that makes sense. I'd know if he was ok, even though he doesn't have a phone, and we live 100 miles apart. Riiiight.

Needless to say, I unleashed a shitstorm on him when he said that. He totally knew that he fucked up, and then said "Oh, I have to go, my friend just called, and it's his birthday, so I have to go out drinking. We'll talk soon, ok?"

Is he serious? :crazy:

This is the LAST thing I need right now. I'm charging my iPod and heading to the beach tomorrow. Me, my iPod, and my knitting. I'm outta here. One more thing and I will completely snap. Seriously. I'm at the limit, and he knows that. DONE.

/vent over.

[Fenris]

1. Time for a new number?

:crazy:

[bicentennial_baby]

2. Now that she has it...probably!

She's nuts! She slaps him around and is insanely jealous. Weeee. He and I have been best friends for 17 years. This is not a good turn of events at all.

But, I just sent the most scathing email of my life. It was a good thing. I feel somewhat better. He knows that I'm quick to anger, and my temper is white hot. Dumb, dumb, dumb. I can't believe she called me. Unreal. I'm 31, he's 35. We're not teenagers anymore, jeez. Well, she's like 20-something, but still...

[Fenris]

5. Slaps him around? Yikes!

She sounds like a charmer. :|

[bicentennial_baby]

6. He was depressed...So she thought slapping him would fix it

A real hard slap across the face. I still can't believe that a) she'd dare to do that to him, and b) he didn't walk out the second it happened.

Now, I just sign my emails "At least I never hit you"

Hehe...I can't figure it out. He doesn't love her, isn't planning on staying with her, yet he puts up with this insane shit.

I might be testy, but I'm not a lunatic! :D

[Fenris]

7. Battered boyfriend syndrome?

:shrug:

I've been depressed a lot in my life, but no one has ever slapped me. Maybe that's what my therapists were doing wrong. :D

[bicentennial_baby]

Needless to say, it didn't work...

He was in complete shock, kinda still is. He was here last week, we discussed it several times, and I kept repeating that that behavior is SO wrong. I've seen him in a state of soul crushing depression, and I never thought to assault him! :wtf:

He needs to get out of there. Series.

[Robeson]

You beat me to it...

...that was my first thought.

[AlCzervik]

3. besides crazy she also sounds insecure about their relationship.

be careful.

:pals:

[bicentennial_baby]

4. Oh, she's nutso jealous...

he said that a certain singer is attractive, so when she get US Weekly, she blacks out that persons face with a sharpie. Can you say insane? :D

I'm fine. As I told him, if she steps to me, I will unleash a world of pain on her ass. You're talking to the chick that challenges drunken Irishmen to fistfights...and wins. Nobody, and I mean nobody, fucks with me. I will fuck her up.

Not that I want that, but if it comes to it...yeah, I'll bring the pain, hardcore. And I told him that, and he knew I was serious.

:pals:

[harmonicon]

12. the most scary thing about that...

is that she gets US weekly. That sends up huge red flags.

[LeftyMom]

8. She sounds like a psycho.

Like bunny boiling, stalking, I hope she doesn't know where you live kind of psycho.

And I married one, so unfortunately I know the type. I'll bet money that when they split she blames you (as his closest opposite sex friend and former gf, it'll be your fault, because you're trying to "steal" him from her or some shit like that) and makes a huge fucking scene of the cops come out variety.

[bicentennial_baby]

10. Which is why I'm happy I live 100 miles away, and

I'll never send him mail with my address on it, and I hope I can convince him to get the fuck out of there.

Oh, and she wants to meet me. :rofl:

And, when he came to visit last week, he brought me a book from her...on Meditation. She could use it. Maybe I should send it back! :D

[Adsos Letter]

9. Enjoy the beach...

moving water and negative ions...always helps me. :hug:

[bicentennial_baby]

11. Exactly, my friend...

That's the plan. :hug:

[DFW]

13. "You deserve a break today" both of you

Only, yours should be the McDonald's type and his should be the kind
you get in an accident at a fitness studio.