For Sale – One Useless Cat

[bluesbassman]

It's tough to find good help these days!

[jobycom]

1. Even harder to find good friends! nt

[bluesbassman]

6. I like pic #4. The caption should be...

Hey, listen cat, here's what I'll do... I scratch your neck see, and then you let me sleep curled up on your belly. Sound good?

[KitchenWitch]

2. Teh Cute!

:D

[Robeson]

3. That's sweet.

[SeattleGirl]

4. OMG, that's SO cute!

:loveya:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. My dear bluebassman!

Aw, how very cute!

This is a great sequence...

Thanks for posting!

:hug:

[bluesbassman]

7. You're welcome CaliforniaPeggy!

I hope this doesn't get me hooked on lolcats! Like I need another hobby!:rofl:

[DS1]

8. It's just a baby

[WinkyDink]

9. Awwwww.....The domestic "lions and lambs"!

[driver8]

10. Ha Ha -- that is really funny!

I'll take him...how much??

[PeaceNikki]

11. Here's a "Best of" craigslist ad that cracks me up...

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/dal/705407729.html

Ferocious Attack Kitten
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Date: 2008-06-02, 7:10PM CDT

Ferocious attack kitten is available for adoption to any home willing to accept him.

This destructive kitty has been trained as a proud warrior and will fiercely defend your house, even against you. Well-trained since 10-weeks of age to attack anything in his presence, he will protect your family from evil things, including the following:

* insects
* other trained attack kittens
* babies
* toilet paper
* anything under a blanket
* unwanted house guests
* paper bags
* floor rugs
* Chuck Norris
* Feet.

Great with children (assuming you don’t like the children). Probably best used for professional catfighting. He is housebroken, but only because he wants to be. This attack cat has trained himself to seek out his food anywhere you hide it and rip the bag open to feed himself, great for those who travel extensively. Also trained to drink water out of toilet bowls and dishwater from items in the sink. Knows how to open some doors. He will find you wherever you hide.

Neutered (trust me, you wont want to him to procreate). Has not been declawed, but you'll figure that out really fast.

Understands and responds to a variety of vulgar and profane verbal commands. Has a very soft and furry belly, like a teddy bear - however he will bite your face if you try to touch it.

Willing to accept trades. Potential adopters must have experience with trained attack-kittens... please be prepared to show scars.

For the love of God, someone please take this thing out of my house.

[SOteric]

12. Heh. Pets having pets of their own.

That's rich. :thumbsup:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

13. cuteness overload and LOVE alert!!

:loveya:

[raccoon]

14. What a lovely cat! So catching mice just isn't her thing. nt

[applegrove]

15. That is so cute.

[bigwillq]

16. Get a dog.

Dogs are better. :) :P ;)

[Kajsa]

17. Aww- that is so cute!

They are good buddies, aren't they?

Thanks- I'm still smiling.

:) :hi:

[Shell Beau]

18. Aww! Sweet little kittie!