Getting my f&*k on

[RainDog]

sometimes it seems like a little self-created tourettes does a body good. or maybe not.

however, I seem to have been able to post about five things today and only one of them did not contain the word "fuck" in the subject line. maybe it's just me, but it seems like a lot of people have made themselves the DU police against "purist liberals" and those of us who make fun of people who do the vagina clown car thing.

other than that, my life is pretty boring today.

how about you? got your f&*K on?

[Dr. Strange]

1. Locking.

Vagina post.

Man, GD is quite the conglomeration of oddness today.

[RainDog]

2. Locking your lock

wtf is a vagina post? like, you mosey up to the bar after you tie up your vagina at the hitching post?

[Dr. Strange]

3. Locking.

Please do not use Ronald McDonald images in the Lounge.

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[RainDog]

5. what is on the front of that magazine?

turnips?

[Dr. Strange]

7. Pink grapefruit.

That's a picture from temeah's college days. Or so I've decided.

[RainDog]

8. is that TomSawyer rolled?

talk about cognitive dissonance!

[Dr. Strange]

9. CreekDog loves Tom Sawyer.

Almost as much as he loves Rush. Almost.

[RainDog]

13. bravo

btw, I assume you've seen this. amazing. truly creepy scary, heart of darkness nihilism scary. the first batman movie I've ever really liked. admired, even. go from momma mia to this movie if you want a real jolt. I'd recommend dark knight first because you need the silliness afterward. like whistling in the dark.

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. I'm not the DU police but, this being an opinion board, I guess I can

say that making jokes of something that really doesn't concern one is fucking stupid. :hi:

[RainDog]

11. not sure where you're coming from or going to with this one

:shrug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. I'm one of the ones who thought the ridiculous Duggar post was

just that, ridiculous. I, myself, thought that was pretty clear. :hi:

[Kutjara]

6. As Billy Connolly once said...

...(I'm paraphrasing) "People tell me that vulgarity is the sign of a poor vocabulary, but I disagree. If you tell me the English equivalent of 'fuck off' I'll happily use it. It isn't 'go away,' because 'go away' just dissapates. 'Goooo awaaaaaayyy.' 'Ahh fuck off!' See? Much more effective.

[RainDog]

10. eggactly

there is a reason god gave us both latinate and germanic words to use in the English language. Nothing can beat the cathartic effect of aspirating that "f" and ending with a hard ck.

sod off is good too, because sod is also a "peasant" word.

esp. when you're responding to someone being pissed off by being pissed off. gawd, the english language is great. Even French "pisser" can get in on the action. cursing in English is like the united nations of expletives.

[DarkTirade]

14. Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits

There. I got all the big ones out there. :P

[musette_sf]

15. ZOMG

you're channeling Carlin. ask him what the MegaMillions number will be tonight while he's there with you.