Do you need DU as a guidepost for every facet of daily living?

[Blue-Jay]

[EstimatedProphet]

1. No, just for the important things like when to eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, etc.

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. Am I supposed to?

When I joined up they had run out of handbooks so I'm kind of winging it.

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. I'm having chest pains. What should I DU?

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. My furbaby is hemorrhaging from his femoral artery! What should I DU?

[terrya]

5. There are times I'm torn as to what to have for lunch.

Those are the times I fucking NEED Democratic Underground.

[rug]

6. I come only for the restaurant recommendations.

[MrCoffee]

7. Yes

I need hugs, vibes and positive energy to go to the bathroom.

[Richardo]

22. Don't we all?

:rofl:

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. My child is on fire. What should I DU?

[tigereye]

9. no, thank god!

but I desperately need bad jokes and puns!

[PeaceNikki]

10. No, just constructive criticism and daily affirmations

[zanne]

11. I always get good answers to my computer questions on DU...

Also, cooking tips galore. I think that if you have a question about just about anything, somebody on DU either knows the answer or knows where to get the answer.

[Z_I_Peevey]

12. No kidding.

The range of knowledge here is astounding. And, often, faster than a speeding Google.

[GOPisEvil]

13. I'm not sure, why don't you answer for me.

[SOteric]

14. My boyfriend is trying to rob a bank with a large caliber weapon. Should I be worried?

Chuggo loves me this I know...
For the DeeYoo tells me so...

Yeeeessss, Chuggo loves me...
Yessssss, Chuggo loves me...
Yesssssss, Chuggo loves me,
The DeeYooo tells me sooooo.

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. I smell gas. What should I DU?

[SoxFan]

16. I've been abducted by Greys. What should I do, DU?

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. The cops just found my stash. What should I DU?

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. My wife cheated on me, cleaned out my bank account, and slashed my tires. What should I DU?

[JVS]

20. My house has been conquered and I've been sent to Babylon! HELP

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. I just got a bad headache, my vision is blurry, and I can't move my left side. What should I DU?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

21. only on how to clean my ass: TP or Bidets.