Recite the "I'm a Little Teapot" nursery rhyme in the style of a celebrity!

[derby378]

Here's the original:

I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle, here is my spout
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
Just tip me over and pour me out!

I'm a clever teapot, yes it's true
Here's an example of what I can do
I can change my handle to my spout
Just tip me over and pour me out!

[Guava Jelly]

1. As sung By Francis Albert Sinatra

I'm a shot of whiskey, strong and stout
Here is my glass , and it better not run out
When I get all gassed up, hear me shout
I'll grab a reporter and punch him out!

I'm a clever Hunker, yes it's true
Here's an example of what I'll do
I can have you knocked off without a doubt.
So piss me off and I'll take you out!

[derby378]

2. Anthony Bourdain

There's usually a moment when we're shooting, most often near the end of a children's tea party. The crew has all the shots they need: plenty of "content" (meaning me, the teapot, babbling about my handle and spout, being the prominent features of my diminuitive and stocky frame - and some precocious Dakota Fanning wannabe, who presumably knows what we're eating, describing it), lots of long, lingering "teapot porn" close-ups, plenty of footage of me tipping over (which Todd arrived hours earlier to get) and shouting when I finally get steamed. As an exhausted silence settles over the table, well into my Dora the Explorer cups, I'll look straight at camera and sarcastically say, in my most unctuous, television "host-sums-up" voice, "So....What have we learned today?" This is a cue to producer, shooters, and those dear little kids that I'm fucking done.

[flvegan]

3. Denis Leary

Yeah, so I'm a little fucking teapot
What's it to you, asshole?

[MrCoffee]

4. Carlos Mencia

Yeah, so I'm a little fucking teapot
What's it to you, asshole?

[southpaw]

5. You realize that Dennis was, likewise, channeling Bill Hicks

And by 'channeling' I mean 'blatantly ripping off'

[MrCoffee]

7. Way to ruin the joke, Dane Cook

I thought that's what made it funny

[Guava Jelly]

6. As sung by Mel Gibson

I am Mel Gibson this is true
I starred in lethal weapon, Are you a Jew?
When I get all tipsy, I often shout
Just strap a cross to me and I'll walk it out!

I was in the road warrior, yes it's true
I was in brave heart and conspiracy theory to
I can handle girl cops and I'll give a few tips
Just pinch their ass and call them Sugar tits!

[flvegan]

8. John McCain

I'm a little teapot, of that I'm sure
You don't have to listen, cuz I'm a bore
Address my wife, call her a whore
Someone wake the front row, they're starting to snore.

I'm a little teapot, being prez would be cush
I'd give my intern a swat on the tush.
An Obama scandal would give me a push
Vote McCain for 4 more years of Bush.

[Guava Jelly]

9. Bravo!

:applause:..um wait BOOOOOO!!! :D

[SeattleGirl]

10. w00t!

Well done, flvegan!

:applause: