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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 04:34 PM
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Would Any Jewish DUers Be Up For A Potential Business Venture?
I had a great idea while on a date this weekend.

Imagine a menorah.

Now, for you non-Jewish DUers out there, a menorah is the 8-pronged candle thingy that Jews light up during Chanukah.

Okay, now imagine ice cream. It comes in a cone. A plain, old, simple cone.

Now, imagine an ice cream cone in the shape of a menorah!

It's like EIGHT ice cream cones in one!!!!

And best of all, you don't even have to be Jewish to enjoy it (but it couldn't hoit).

So what do you think fellow Hebrews, is this the next big thing in Judiasm? Will this bridge the gap between Ben & Jerry's & Ben's Koshur Deli?

Can it end the Israel - Palestinian conflict?

Can I get any weirder?

:)
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 04:36 PM
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1. LOL...can we get your sex polls back, please?
:D
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Kamika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 04:36 PM
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2. I pity the fool
Who invests in this
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 04:40 PM
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3. ROFL
:evilgrin:
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Cheswick2.0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 05:01 PM
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5. I am missing the humor of your avatar
Isn't that Adolf Eichmann?
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Walt Starr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 05:04 PM
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6. That's what I saw, too.
It makes me sick.
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Jim Sagle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 04:40 PM
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4. I ain't got no time for the jibber jabber.
;-)
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foo_bar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 05:19 PM
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7. teh fillin'
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 05:24 PM
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8. Does the DUer have to be Jewish?
I mean, let's admit it, a business run by two Jews isn't exactly a fresh idea.

What if the other partner was, say, a gentile?

Or better yet, an Arab!

Or maybe a guy pretending to be an Arab.

Or perhaps, a Palestinian.

Hebrew and Moslem...brought together by a common love...Rocky Road.
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 05:27 PM
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9. lol
The partner in this venture doesn't have to be jewish, but as I stated before - it couldn't hoit. ;)

Imagine being able to get chocolate, vanella, strawberry, rocky road, mint chocolate chip, chunky monkey, cookie dough and rum raisin all at the same time.

Mmmmmmmm
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 05:29 PM
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10. Would it be restricted to one a night?
Like the menorah celebration? Except on each successive night you get to add a new flavor plus the flavors from the previous nights. That would really make you want to wait around for that eighth day!
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 05:31 PM
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11. the 8th day is the mystery flavor
Gefilta fish!

:D
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 05:32 PM
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12. Would it be made out of matzoh?
:shrug:
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prolesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 05:43 PM
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13. Mmmm...
I :loveya: ice cream! I would buy one — just make the scoops really small so you could eat your way to the end.

BTW, what was your date doing when you came up with this bit of inspiration? :shrug:
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 05:48 PM
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14. we were out at a diner
I saw a menorah on the wall. It must have been left over from the holidays. It was a small menorah and this was just a plain, ol, diner.

So I looked at the menorah, and I looked across at the ice cream section across the way. And I thought:

"Gee, I wonder what it would be like to put ice cream in a cone shaped like a menorah?"

Except I said it out loud instead of thought it.

My date went, "boy you're weird."

And I said, "yup."

:D
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