My mechanic wants $800 credits to replace the dylithium crystals

[loveable liberal]

in my 1968 U.S.S. Enterprise.

[newmajority]

1. He's ripping you off.

There's only one man I trust to fix a Federation starship.....

[loveable liberal]

2. Only appointment available is september 2nd

and I have a meeting with the Ferengi early next week on dyclon 6.

[DarkTirade]

3. If you can find a mining planet

the men there are usually pretty desperate. Make sure you bring a pretty girl with you on the away team, and they'll agree to just about any terms.

[loveable liberal]

4. I would send an away team, but all I have are red uniforms....

and all they do is attract phaser fire.

[FloridaJudy]

5. Is he rebuilding the Interocitor as well?

If not, you got scammed.