DOES ANYONE WANT TO BE MY BITTER, BITTER ENEMY

[Robb]

:shrug:

[Lex]

1. Me! Me!

Pick Me!

:)

[JTG of the PRB]

2. Can I use my superweapons against you?

I don't like just being a villain... I prefer to be some sort of SUPER villain.

[Radical Activist]

3. Listen up you stupid mofo!

Eh, no not really.

[Maddy McCall]

4. Only if we'll wrestle naked.

On greasy visqueen. At midnight.

:P

[SarahB]

19. I ditto what Maddy said.

Rrrrowwww! :D

[Connonym]

5. Can there be a better enemy than a dingbat?

(kidding of course)

[Breeze54]

6. NO... !!

I have better things to do.

[Blue-Jay]

7. Can't. The League of Calamitous Intent has assigned me to arch* HEyHEY.

I can't break union rules. I'm sure you understand.



*arch - LCI slang for "be the arch-enemy of".

[Patsy Stone]

8. Nope

I'm way too lazy to commit to that.

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. I think a few others already have dibs on me today

[Hawkeye-X]

10. Get thee away from me, Dingbat!

Other than that, how's the other side of the state anyway? Hopefully it's cool up there - it's hotter than Hades on my side..

Hawkeye-X

[Gormy Cuss]

11. What's it to ya, Dingbat?

[valerief]

12. How can I when you know enough to put a comma between your two bitters? nt

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

13. I'm WAY up for an epic battle to the death with an implacable foe.

If you want your ass kicked publicly and brutally, I'm your man! :headbang:

[NJmaverick]

14. Is there a 401K?

[rug]

15. Cross-post in GDP.

[Phillycat]

16. FUCK YES. But I want the title "nemesis"

And I want profit sharing and a pension. Write something up and I'll have my attorney look it over.

[Swede]

17. Shouldn't this be a poll?

:shrug:

[EstimatedProphet]

18. I ALREADY AM!

[Bullwinkle925]

20. i'll volunteer . . .

once i work up the energy - might take a while - hold on!!

[SOteric]

21. Thanks anyway, I'm all stocked up.

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