Who am I? Same rules. And I'll try to make it easy.

[Lil Missy]

3 yes or no questions.

Hint: I'm an author.

Go!

[Lethe]

1. Me too!

I am a semi-retired programmer slash author slash musician....

Who are you? I don't know.

1. Do you have a butler?

2. Does said butler cook recipes from the Vincent Price cookbook?

3. Does said butler watch Vincent Price movies with you at your request after dinner is served?

[Lil Missy]

2. Who am I, myself?

I am rotten, meaner than snake shit, and a serial killer. :P

To answer your questions:

No, no, no

[Lethe]

3. Then I wish you good day madam

Serial killers who are meaner than snake shit, and do not care for Vincent Price are no friends of mine.

Good Day. Thank you, that will be enough.

[Lil Missy]

4. LOL! Oh, C'mon. I'm a soft touch and didn't want to ruin my reputation here.

And I never said I didn't like Vincent Price.

Let's play! This is an easy one!


:hi:

[Lethe]

20. I said good day.

That shall be quite enough, thank you.

[Lil Missy]

23. Good day to you too. Bye.

[Lethe]

29. lol. I always wanted to say that to someone

hehe :D

[Phillycat]

5. Are you a man or a woman?

[Lil Missy]

10. Yes.

LOL! The rules are yes or no questions. But I will tell you that I'm a man.

And you get 3 questions.

[southpaw]

6. Would your writings be classified as non-fiction?

[Lil Missy]

7. Most of them, yes. You had 3 questions.

[Phillycat]

8. Wow, am I on ignore?

[Lil Missy]

12. No, you are not on ignore.

Of course not! :hug:

I just saw that one first. I'm sorry.

[Phillycat]

25. That's okay. :)

I was like, "Wait, did I piss her off? What did I DO??" :D

[southpaw]

9. And I still have two

Why blow 'em all at once?

[Lil Missy]

13. You get 3 questions EACH TIME!!

[southpaw]

11. Are you gay?

[Lil Missy]

14. Yes

[southpaw]

15. You are Augusten Burroughs

[Lil Missy]

16. No

[southpaw]

17. David Sedaris

[Lil Missy]

19. No. And everyone gets 3 questions, each time!

[bertha katzenengel]

18. questions

Have you been published in periodicals?

Have you been published in journals?

Have you had books published?

:hi:

[Lil Missy]

21. Oh shit. I had to Google.

I don't think any periodicals or journals. And certainly not what he was famous for.

Yes, he had several books published.

[bertha katzenengel]

27. okay

Did you write in the first half of the 20th Century?

Are you from the U.S. South?

Do you have weird teeth?

[Lil Missy]

32. See the winning answer below.

:hi:

[bertha katzenengel]

33. oh, well

[southpaw]

22. Are you still alive?

Did you write poetry?
Did you write plays?

[Lil Missy]

24. Good questions!

No, not still alive.

No poetry (that I know of) He was famous for books.

Yes, he did write some screenplays. (Don't be mislead by that)

[Phillycat]

26. Truman Capote?

[southpaw]

28. Yeah... that would be my guess, too.

[Lil Missy]

30. Bingo! You win!!! I am Truman Capote!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[southpaw]

31. Congrats to janesez

I was barking up the Oscar Wilde tree until right there at the end.

[Phillycat]

34. Do I get to do a Who Am I thread now, since I won?

:bounce:

[southpaw]

35. Yeah, go for it!

[Lil Missy]

36. Oops! I already started another one!

You can start the next one, and I'll play!

Congrats!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: