ARRRRRAGH! The Purchase and Sale Agreement for my house

[Raven]

is just a nightmare. Here is why we should kill all the lawyers (I am one). I'm selling my house...to a very nice young couple.The pre-printed Massachusetts P&S form has 30 paragraphs which cover just about everything. Their lawyer just sent me a "Rider" to the P&S which contains another 25 aditional paragraphs! I think they want me to pledge my first-born child (which would be Willie Pitt!) to make this sale happen. Forgive me! This is just a rant...I'll sign, I'll sign!

[molly]

1. WOW - finally!

at least you can understand it - I couldn't. :hi:

[VelmaD]

2. So which do you think...

he finds more annoying to be called in public...Willie or Doll-Baby? :evilgrin:

[Raven]

Only you get away with calling him Doll-Baby!

:-)

[VelmaD]

7. I figure I'm only getting away with it...

til the next time we're in the same zip code. 2000 miles is just too far for him to whap me upside the head about it. :-)

[Sagan]

9. I think he needs a pop-culture name..

Something like:

Willie-Pee

or

Pee-Willie

or

Dub-Pitt

or

Pitt-Dub

[VelmaD]

10. *snort* Pee-Willie *snort*

I think we have a winner. :-)

[matcom]

3. PLEDGE HIM!!

hell selling that house is MUCH more important than Will will EVER be!

i mean, HOW MUCH did he cost to diaper, feed and put through school?

JEBUS!!

give him away! grab your $$ and RUN!!

:P

[VelmaD]

4. No No No!

Whatever they're offering you for him Raven...I'll see it and double it. :-)

[matcom]

5. why would you want to do THAT???

i mean always cleaning out his litter box, his 'hair ball' problem....

and DAMN! he don't do nuthin' but lick his butt all day!

[VelmaD]

6. Now that I gotta see

If he can lick his own butt...who knows what other neat tricks he might be able to do. :evilgrin:

[Exgeneral]

8. hey, I'd give up Will Pitt

for a buyer to be named later.

Is he designated a franchise player yet?

[Raven]

11. Hah! I'd give him up if

I knew where the little s**t was. Last sighting was in LA but I found that out coming here. We must be the first Mother-Son combo that communicate mainly through DU! I hope he sees this because then he will feel GUILTY and mothers love guilt!

[WilliamPitt]

12. Guilty?

I'm going to be the one hauling 25 years worth of stuff out of your house (who cleaned the attic, ahem ahem?) and you're gonna make me feel guilty?

Can't a man flee to LA for a couple of days? :)

[matcom]

13. STOP LICKING YOUR BUTT!

its well, just gross

[VelmaD]

15. Spring for pizza and beer...

and I'm sure you could wrangle some help.

[Raven]

16. Sniff! I could be dead...

murdered up here in the woods by an intruder...I could have fallen through the ice...I could have choaked on a bone...I could have been eaten by a bear...what do you care! I'm pledging you baby! I'm taking the $$$ and I'm running and it's all MATCOM's idea!

[matcom]

17. STOP EATING BONES!!

silly, silly Raven :silly:

[WilliamPitt]

18. Use it to buy a phone that works

One where you can, ya know, make outgoing calls? :)

[matcom]

20. BAM!

Gauntlet meet ground :D

[Raven]

22. Wise Guy!

Mothers are not required to make outgoing calls. Anyway, what number do I call now...DK or TO? Don't spar with me baby...you know I'll get the last word...we always do!

[matcom]

23. TO

i got his number. need it? :D

[VelmaD]

24. Moms have an unfair advantage...

if he gets too mouthy you can always post embarassing childhood stories and pictures. :evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

14. *hee* Will Pitt sightings...

they're like UFO-sightings only without the embarassing "personal" probes. :-)

[Raven]

19. This guy's got more s**t in my house than I do!

:-)

[VelmaD]

21. My parents finally laid down the law...

with me about my shit being in the attic about 5 years ago. Told me that if I hadn't gotten it out of the attic in the nearly 8 years it had been up there that I OBVIOUSLY didn't need it and if I didn't come get it it was going in the trash.

My parents are really good at that "tough love" thing.

[Raven]

25. Good idea! I'm going to try that.

:-)

[VelmaD]

26. Just make sure...

he's more careful than I was. I managed to fall out of my parents' attic while I was getting the last of my stuff down. Reached back for the last box, my butt slid off the support beam I was sitting on, and I went through the drywall and dropped 8 feet to the concrete floor of the garage. Almost managed to catch myself on the way down but couldn't keep a grip on the support beams. Dislocated my shoulder, had a nasty bump on my head, bruised my hip, and basically spent 3 days in bed. It was not fun. Scared the bejeezus outta my momma.

[Raven]

28. Will neglected to say that the last time

he was in my attic, he broke windows with the broom. After your story, I think I'll keep him out of the attic!

[VelmaD]

29. Eep. Attics...BAD

:scared:

[WilliamPitt]

30. Two boxes and a pair of skis

to balance out the forty boxes of pre-1980s clothes you have in the attic. :)

[DS1]

27. pfft, Some Liberal YOU are!!!

Spending all the money on something as petty and selfish as a house when you could have donated it to charity or bought some clothes for the people living in the cold.

For shame!

/sarcasm - Will knows what I'm talking about :hi:

[radwriter0555]

31. Is it a standard boiler plate though?

or did they type up the rider?
Please be careful. Do you have a seller's rep of sorts looking out for you?

[Burma Jones]

32. My Wife and I agreed that getting Married

Was WAAAAYYYYY easier than buying a house.