A rant on behalf of short, jiggly women.

[zanne]

I'm sick and tired of seeing models who are nothing but tall and lean and look great in bikinis. What about us short little dumpling women? Those tall, thin women don't even jiggle when they walk! What's with that? Women are supposed to jiggle! Those giraffe-necked models wouldn't jiggle on a trampoline. Y'know that runway model who keeps falling off her 6-inch stilletos? She fell to the floor with a thud. We short, pleasingly plump women don't thud--we bounce! Now what would you rather see--a thud or a bounce?

End of rant.

[Drum]

1. 1 vote for bounce!

:thumbsup:

[zanne]

2. Thank you from a bouncer! nt

[skooooo]

3. ..

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[supernova]

4. *snort*

"wouldn't jiggle on a trampoline."

:rofl: