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Mon Aug-04-08 09:57 PM
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I've figured out what is going on at DU lately... |
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It's a condition known as "Dumb."
One in four people are affected by Dumb (Also known as "Stupid" and referred to as "Thick" in the U.K.). It's a sad condition that, while not a burden to the one with the condition, makes the lives of people around the Dumb person unbearable.
The worst part is many people with Dumb have it so severely that they don't realize they have it. In fact, many think they are intelligent - the direct opposite of Dumb.
Dumb people will lash out at others and make their lives frustrating by not listening to what the non-dumb person is trying to say. This is a side-affect of the aforementioned situation when the Dumb advances so much the sufferer thinks they're intelligent.
The best way to deal with a Dumb person is to acquiesce because you cannot convince a Dumb sufferer to comprehend logic. It will make you suffer as repeatedly explaining something to a Dumb person will cause headaches, anger and even heart attacks or strokes. So, for the sake of your own health, never try to challenge a Dumb person. Just back away and leave the area.
Sadly there is no cure for Dumb. In fact, because a person with Dumb is running the country, all funding to Dumb research has been cut.
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Mon Aug-04-08 10:00 PM
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Mon Aug-04-08 10:03 PM
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However, Dumb is raging and spreading like the plague elsewhere
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Mon Aug-04-08 10:02 PM
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and here..
omg! here!
HERE! BLOW HERE! WOOHOOOOOOO!
:woohoo:
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Mon Aug-04-08 10:08 PM
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5. Are you suggesting I blow you? |
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Mon Aug-04-08 10:10 PM
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Mon Aug-04-08 10:13 PM
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7. I'm not touching that McDonald's French Fry you call a dick! |
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Mon Aug-04-08 10:21 PM
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Mon Aug-04-08 10:24 PM
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9. Mimi's gonna take yer ass to court for that |
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Mon Aug-04-08 10:25 PM
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10. I just do it in my dreams... |
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can I truly be guilty?
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Mon Aug-04-08 10:33 PM
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11. I'd prefer you use the term 'stupid', as dumb actually refers to people who are mute |
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and to associate stupidity with that condition is somewhat insulting to people who are mute.
Thanks. :)
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Mon Aug-04-08 10:39 PM
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12. Dumb is now a duel purpose word. |
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Mon Aug-04-08 10:41 PM
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Mon Aug-04-08 10:45 PM
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Mon Aug-04-08 10:47 PM
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16. ... hey, I think you stepped in something. |
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Edited on Mon Aug-04-08 10:48 PM by DarkTirade
You've got some irony stuck on your shoe.
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Mon Aug-04-08 10:49 PM
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17. Because I'm arguing with you after suggesting people don't engaged Dumb folks? |
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Mon Aug-04-08 10:51 PM
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18. That.. and your bear is asking for it! |
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Mon Aug-04-08 10:52 PM
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19. He's gonna sunburn his willy? |
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Mon Aug-04-08 10:54 PM
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21. Or waller aimlessly in his condition |
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...not so bright.
Love is big!
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Mon Aug-04-08 10:52 PM
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:rofl:
I gave the biggest hint I could already. And it went WOOOOSH, right over your head. :P
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Mon Aug-04-08 10:56 PM
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22. Wel, unless you mean cause I said Duel instead of multi |
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I think you've got nothing.
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Mon Aug-04-08 10:58 PM
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Mon Aug-04-08 11:00 PM
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Fight meeeeeee!!
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PS: bastid
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Mon Aug-04-08 11:01 PM
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27. I hope so, 'cause if you didn't I was gonna have to toss one of these down... |
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Mon Aug-04-08 11:32 PM
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28. I like "duel" purpose words. |
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Mon Aug-04-08 11:00 PM
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25. Have you been "following the money" regarding dumb old George Bush and friends? |
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Mon Aug-04-08 11:34 PM
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29. I was gonna say, "Hey Fuck You" |
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but I see it's already been covered. :P ... or :grr:
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Tue Aug-05-08 02:01 AM
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30. I'd be careful about defend the "dumb" |
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People may thin kyou have it :P
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