LaraMN
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Mon Aug-11-08 01:18 PM
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Once I was vacuuming out my car with a mini dirt devil and I sucked up my hair |
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and someone else had to disassemble the vacuum to get it off of my head. There were all kinds of chunks and black grease in my hair. Don't do that.
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Mon Aug-11-08 01:19 PM
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1. I think you made that up |
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nobody is as klutzy as you and lives past 22
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LaraMN
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Mon Aug-11-08 01:21 PM
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I would've come up with something way better if I was makin' shit up! Give me some creative credit.
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Mon Aug-11-08 01:20 PM
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LaraMN
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Mon Aug-11-08 01:22 PM
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4. I think I may be the opposite of awesome. |
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But at least people can laugh at my un-awesomeness. :D
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Mon Aug-11-08 01:27 PM
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5. That's pretty funny, thanks for sharing |
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just one small request.... PICTURES NEXT TIME:evilgrin:
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Mon Aug-11-08 01:29 PM
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6. Once, a long, long time ago... |
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I wanted to see if my curling iron was hot and without thinking, I tested it with my tongue...
DO NOT TRY IT!
*ok, not that long ago, I was in my 20's :dunce:
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Mon Aug-11-08 01:30 PM
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7. Something similar happened to a friend of mine, but he... |
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Mon Aug-11-08 02:10 PM
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8. I vacuumed up a bag of |
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pot once at a carwash. What really sucked about it was the carwash people had put locks on the door to the where the debris end up. WTF! Like someone is going to steal vacuum detritus?!?!
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Mon Aug-11-08 02:16 PM
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10. My friend found a bag of pot on the ground at a local fast food restaurant, once. |
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She gave it to me and I let someone else try it first, to make sure it was safe. It was safe!
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Mon Aug-11-08 03:01 PM
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Love it when that happens.
Sucks to be the loser though.
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Wed Aug-13-08 01:27 PM
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20. Where do you think they get THEIR weed? |
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Mon Aug-11-08 02:13 PM
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9. I swear to Dog you're the reincarnation of Lucy Ricardo |
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Wed Aug-13-08 01:17 PM
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17. This thread needs to be reincarnated. |
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Plus, I found Oedi! Listen guy, this is for you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mvP5GtIRVA&feature=relatedLaughter is good medicine.
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Mon Aug-11-08 02:18 PM
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this friend (not me of course) that got a vacuum cleaner stuck on his private parts perhaps when he was young and experimenting. His neighbor's wife came to the rescue and saved him from great embarrassment.
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Mon Aug-11-08 04:36 PM
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13. Do Dirt devils have alot of suction? Are they good? My parents need |
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a new handy vac. And I don't know what to buy.
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LaraMN
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Mon Aug-11-08 05:08 PM
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15. That one was a piece of crap. |
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It was really old, though.
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Mon Aug-11-08 05:13 PM
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Mon Aug-11-08 04:45 PM
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14. Being a Nurse and having good friends that work in ER.... |
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few things shock me. I might be a bit surprised on occasion-but never shocked. The human body can tolerate some .... interesting things.
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Wed Aug-13-08 01:23 PM
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18. You're talking about gerbils, aren't you??!! |
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Wed Aug-13-08 01:26 PM
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19. How are you supposed to get the dirt out of your hair if |
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you can't use the Dirt Devil?
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Wed Aug-13-08 01:28 PM
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21. I see things haven't changed. |
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:loveya:
My brother made me laugh one day. He gets up one morning, comes downstairs in his bathrobe with a purposeful expression on his face. He takes a dirty mousemat, puts it on the floor, and begins to run the vacuum cleaner over it.
A corner of the mouse mat breaks off and gets jammed in the vacuum cleaner. My brother, being an engineer, is not deterred by this, gets his screwdriver out and spends the next five minutes taking apart the vacuum cleaner to remove the bit of foam mousemat.
I was like, dude, you've only been out of bed for thirty seconds and already you've fucked something up. :D
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Wed Aug-13-08 01:36 PM
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doode! Yup, same old same old around here.
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Wed Aug-13-08 01:44 PM
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I agree. In every situation, we should always stop and ask: what would LaraMN do? :hi:
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Wed Aug-13-08 01:44 PM
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Did you smell like vodka at the time?!
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Wed Aug-13-08 03:53 PM
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25. That is why the gods invented those little elastic band thingies. |
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And for those of us whose hair gets frizzy and sticks out occasionally despite those, there are always those head scarf whichamacallits. Damnit, brainfart. Forgot the word. :P I have one. We sell 'em at work. Just a little square of fabric. WTF are they called?
I'm sure I'll remember it the moment it's too late to edit this post. :P
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