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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 10:25 PM
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I am setting new phlegm records with this cold
Edited on Tue Feb-24-04 10:37 PM by Paragon
Decongesting, expectorating, coughing, nose-running. Rinse. Repeat.
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CrownPrinceBandar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 10:36 PM
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1. BOOGERS!!!
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 10:37 PM
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2. "Nose nuggets!"
Best MXC ever.
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dae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 10:45 PM
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3. Big, nasty, semi-solid, yellowish-brown, giant, loogies?
Just had em for 3 weeks.:puke:
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 10:45 PM
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4. Come on now, you know the rules
We need accurate avoirdupois measurements for competition, and time periods start to finish.
Enter your results once compiled.

hint* imbibing extra liquids , esp. green tea and the addition of VC and aspirin will aid the expectorant amounts.
Your results may vary.
:)
good luck
dp
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Nay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-25-04 06:56 AM
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5. Hey! I just set a new snot record for myself last week!
My sympathies. I am just now getting over this thing.
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-25-04 07:01 AM
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6. Thats snot funny
I nose that!

:)

Ironically enough I have a record by a band from Providence named Phlegm :shrug:
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Bundbuster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-25-04 07:41 AM
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7. Any green chunks 'O lung yet?
Time for mass quantities of Nyquil.
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