Ok, ok. So what WOULD Jesus POST on DU?

[emad]

assuming he's not already a paid up member of Free Republic/the Drudge Report etc?????

[madmax]

1. Love one another

n/t

[emad]

2. but with some small print, eg: Do not covet thy neighbour's wife/

ass etc?

[TXlib]

5. Come on people now

Come on people now
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Try to love one another
Right now

[THUNDER HANDS]

3. sex threads

I can dream, can't I?

[chiburb]

24. But then Skinner would ban them! n/t

.

[meegbear]

4. Probably the same articles the matcom does

JC has a great sense of humor.

[emad]

13. Do you think he might urge Dems to cast out demons?

That was always a number one party piece.

Perhaps Matcom could incorporate this into his esteemed presentations.....

[Wetzelbill]

6. The next time that idiot Bush or that psycho bin Laden

uses my name to justify killing people I'm going to plant a lightning bolt between their eyes.

[BurtWorm]

7. I just turned water into wine. Ask me anything!

[emad]

9. That's an old routine, JC! Howabout sawdust into grass?

Ashes to hashes?

[BurtWorm]

12. Tough crowd!

You know how hard it is to be me? Everytime someone gets his finger slammed in a door, I'm turning to see who's calling me.

[pagerbear]

20. Dollars to doughnuts?

[Richardo]

14. Pretty funny, Burt...

:D HA!

[TXlib]

8. BTW, do you really think Jesus would be a Freeper?

I'm not a believer, but I think Jesus was either a real person or an amalgam of several real people, who were socially advanced for their time.

He'd be a liberal democrat.

[Richardo]

10. He'd be banned at FR so fast *all* of our heads would spin...

For "Render to Caesar that which is Caesar's" if for nothing else.

[Wetzelbill]

11. Ha!

[madmax]

15. The Sermon on the Mount

by Emmett Fox might interest you - if you haven't already read it.

blurb from back cover:

The Sermon on the Mount is simple. The Bible is a 'textbook of metaphysics: and the teaching of Jesus express - without dogma - a practical approach for the development of the soul and for the shaping of our lives into what we really wish them to be. For Fox, Jesus was 'no sentimental dreamer, no mere dealer in empty platitudes, but the unflinching realist that only a great mystic can be.'

First printed in 1934 it is still available in books stores everywhere.

[Parrcrow]

16. I think he'd say...

I'm in a movie!! I'm in a movie!!

[Jackhammer Jesus]

17. Well, I'm glad you asked.

Run your pockets, heathens!

:D

[WoodrowFan]

18. a poll ending with "Robb is a dingbat"?? (NT)

[tom_paine]

19. "Bush does not worship me. He worships Satan."

"It's all an act! He, Robertson, and Falwell are the wolves in sheep's clothing I warned you of in Scripture."

Now, if only Jesus would return so he could say that...

[ronnykmarshall]

21. I just had my last supper, ask me anything!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

22. And the LORD said unto DU, "Behold!, for Robb is truly a Dingbat!" (nt)

[cmf]

23. Does anyone remember this thread?

One of the best threads ever.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=106088

BTW, Jesus would definitely be on DU as opposed to Free Republic. Jesus was a liberal hippie radical!

[Lars39]

25. Jesus would be posting in some of these threads:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x384003

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=383832&mesg_id=383832

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x383991

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x383810

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x1158875

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x805410

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x805410

[regularguy]

26. Blessed are the Thread-killers..........

.

[Armand]

27. For one thing...Jesus is NOT a person from Free Republic...

He's a person for all--liberals, conservatives, black, white, asian...whatever you may be. Secondly, the people at free republic are hypocrites. They say they believe in Jesus when their way of thinking states otherwise. (need I paint a picture?)

As far as what Jesus would post...it's hard for us to know for sure.

[terrya]

28. HE'd gripe about the homophobic assholes taking his name...

And using it to further their hateful attitudes.

Terry

[Drifter]

29. He wouldn't be on DU ...

he would probably be looking at Porn. After all he is human ... Right ?

Cheers
Drifter

PS - puttin on the flame retardent underwear right now.

[screwfacecapone]

30. same thing we are

Jesus was the ultimate liberal. He was all about loving everyone, feeding the poor, helping the sick and downtrodden, etc. If the neocons ever met Jesus, they would want him shipped off to guantanamo bay.

[VOX]

31. " I just flew in from the Resurrection, and boy, are my arms tired!"

"But seriously, folks, be of good cheer, for I posteth that the evil empire of Bu$hCo will topple in the eleventh month, and peace will be at hand. Sorta. But it's a start."

[terrya]

32. "Take Mary Magdaline...PLEASE" da da dum!

I suspect Jesus would have a sense of humor.

:-)

Terry

[PrestoChango]

33. I love this thread!

DU has been making my day lately. :)

I think DU should have a "BEST of DU Forums" type of thing, like... Craigslist.org, for those of you that are familiar. Readers vote for the best posts type of thing.

[ronnykmarshall]

34. Oh my DAD!

I just read the dumbest thing over at Freeperland!

[TrogL]

35. Would you people PULEEEZE do something about the fundies

[carpetbagger]

36. Jesus would probably not have internet access.

Most people in the third world don't.

If he could post, I'm not sure that most of the people he would seek out would have internet access, so I don't know that he would.

If he did post, he'd probably tell us, as well as the freepers, to deplete the U.S. treasury to develop the Third World.

We'd ignore his impractical idea.

[MrSlayer]

37. "Could you feed me these M&M's? I seem to be having a problem...."